a rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a pint of bitter and a cheese toastie.
The barman gives him the drink and food and the little rabbit goes off to a booth round the corner to have them.
15 minutes later he comes back and asks for the same "I'll have a pint of bitter and a cheese toastie please"
Barman sorts him out once more and off he goes to his booth
15 minutes later he's back again, slighly tipsy
"I'll have a pint of bitter and a cheese toastie please"
After warning him to slow down a bit, the barman sorts him out and watches as he goes off round the corner again.
15 minutes pass and the now quite drunk rabbit comes back
"I'll have a pintsh ofs bitter and a cheess toashtie pleesh" he says
The barman, being a caring chap says, "ok, but this is your last one, and it'll have to be a ham toastie as we've run out of cheese"
The rabbit seems happy and stumbles off back to his corner sloshing his pint.
Anyway, come closing, the rabbit hasn't been back and the barman is sweeping up. He gets to the booth where the rabbit had been to see the little fella on his back, legs up in the air shivering and whimpering
"What did I tell you?" he says, "I knew you were drinking too much"
To which the rabbit drunkenly replies
"It's not the drink…. it's mixing me toasties"
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