Guy walks into a bar. Orders a drink and notices that there's a load of meat hanging up on hooks over the bar.
He asks the barman, "what's the deal with the meat?"
"Well," says the barman, "it's a local challenge. If you can take a running jump and snatch down one of these cuts of meat, you get a free drink from everyone in the bar. However, if you accept the challenge and fail, you've got to buy everyone here a drink."
The guy looks around at the crowded bar, then up and the meat which is hanging a good twelve feet in the air. Around at the bar, up at the meat…
"So what do you reckon, squire?" asks the barman, "Fancy your chances?"
"No way," replies the bloke, "the steaks are too high."