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whats the best thing about 26 year olds?
theres 20 of them!Posted 2 years ago # -
For his 85th birthday Larry's friends in the nursing home chip in and hire a prostitute.
Larry answered the knock on the door to his room to find a stunning young woman dressed as Wonder Woman. "Hi Larry," she purrs, "I'm here to give you super sex!"
"Wonderful," says Larry. "I'll have the soup."
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Michael Jacksons girlfriend was said to be devestated after his death, speaking to reporters she said " first my parents leave me alone in portugal and now this happens" !!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who dont.
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Hora
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Old McDonald had Tourettes, Eee Aye Eee Aye C*nt.
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How do sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch!
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Made my Cat go woof yesterday - must remember not to smoke when she's covered in petrol.
Made my Dog go miaow - teah him to hide in the hedge when I got my chainsaw out
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We used to hear this a lot in the 1940's;
"You put your left leg in, you put your right leg in"
Especially when Douglas Bader was packing his suitcase.
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They dont really celibrate X mas in Cambodia although last year they did consider hanging Glitter
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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What was the similarity between Rum and Gary Glitter....
They both come in totsPosted 2 years ago # -
What's the similarity between Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman? Neither of them can finish a sentence.
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Senile dementia,one minute I had a Mum and Dad, the next they where Dumb and Mad
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Two crisps at a rave. Peanut walks up and offers them some 'e's
'no thanks we're ready salted' they reply
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what do you call a hooker with no arms or legs?
cash n carryPosted 2 years ago # -
what did christopher columbus say to his men before they got on the boat
get on the boatPosted 2 years ago # -
Man rings the incontinence help line
>quick ya got to help me i am pissing my self!
Calm down sir, where are you ringing from?
>The waist down!!
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What a waste of money !
I've just spent £20 on,
'Tiger - My favorite 18 holes'
& it turned out to be a GOLF dvd !
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I LIKE THIS THREAD....
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Just had a water fight down the park with the local kids.
I WON!
No ones a match for me and my kettle.
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Bollocks. Pushed the button twice.
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Paddy shows his blonde niece the L and R labels in his wellies, explaining they mean Left and Right.
'Oh!' she says. 'Now I know why the label in my thong says C & A !'
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Jeremy Irons
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Don't you just hate people who knock on your door collecting for charity.
I had one last night collecting for the local sperm bank.
I gave her a right mouthful !
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i sh*gged a girl with brittle bone disease last night.......
......what a little cracker she was.
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I used to date a girl with eczema.................
cracking tits.
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I was christmas shopping today, I went into HMV and asked if they had anything by the Doors. They said 'yes, a fire extinguisher and some cardboard'
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My brother was really scared after swallowing some lego.
He was shitting bricks for a few days.Posted 2 years ago # -
ON THE FACTORY NOTICE BOARD:
Stationary office moved
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I've started cycling to work everyday in a bid to get fit, but people say it makes me look gay.
So, to macho up my image a little bit, I've drawn some racing stripes on my basket.
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How do you eat cheese in Wales?
Caerphilly
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How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
No-one knows. It's never been done.Posted 2 years ago #
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