Yegods did I just get snuobbed by a tea-tard?
Listen, proper tea is normal tea. And normal tea is PG Tips in bags.
I know this because I know some people who will always snub an Earl Grey, (let alone a rooibos, which is met with confusion, ugly-faced scoffing and vocal derision) and instead ask for ‘proper tea’ or else no tea. At home they always drink PG Tips. Likewise, if you offer them ‘black tea’ instead of ‘proper tea’ you’ll get more than some funny looks. Coffee, likewise, is ‘meh, not normal and too modern/trendy’. Got the picture?
Conclusion: If it’s not PG Tips, then your tea is neither proper or normal’. If you now claim ‘normal’ to be ‘subjective’, then your own argument self-destructs*
I’m Sherlock Holmes and Mythbusters and I claim my fiver and a pack of biscuits 🙂