Jens Voigt counted to infinity – twice.
Waldo can’t be found because Jens dropped him on a hill training ride… on K2.
Jens Voigt climbs so well for a big guy because he doesn’t actually climb hills; the hills slink into the earth in fear as they see him approach.
Eddy Merckx was actually a neo-pro at the same time as Jens, but Jens dropped him so hard that he shot backwards in time to the 1960’s, where he became a great champion.
Jens once had a heart attack on the Tourmalet. Jens counterattacked repeatedly until he kicked its ***.
Jens Voigt believes it’s not butter.
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