Last night, on our usual Friday eve local rip around, i spotted a brand new bit of cheeky trail snaking off into the woods. “Ah HA”” though i, setting off down it. Having sent it down a 30foot 50deg root covered muddy bank without falling off(HERO), i then proceeded to catch a pedal on an unseen sniper root(ZERO), and go OTB in some style into a large bush. That on it’s own, would have been ok, and a fairly soft landing, but unfortunately, that bush turned out to be the bush in which said cheeky trail builder had temporarily hidden his tools! So, i took a spade handle to the face, and now have a bruised jaw, stiff neck and whiplash, ouch……
So, what weird and unexpected things have you lot hit when out on the trails?? 😆