AAGH Pandemic.. No that's not a good enough word any more.... Help! Media alert! We've run out of superlatives..
Shame the Avian flu was a media flop as well. Pandemic PANDEMIC PANDEMIC
Radio 4 was desparate to mutate it with Avian Flu (Nasty sniffle) this morning. Then we got the "Armageddon Virus". ARMAGEDDON!