*Warning – involves visiting the Daily Telegraph website*

New waterslide
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/northamerica/usa/10843077/The-worlds-tallest-waterslide-would-you-ride-it.html

Before I watched the video I was like ‘Of course I’d go on it’. Not so sure now, looks mental. Also my palms are now dripping in sweat.

[video]http://vimeo.com/82122524[/video]

😯
not a chance!

Thanks Jamie. You’re like a wondering IT helper. Like that paperclip on Word. But less of a chippy little shit.

Oh, it looks like I’m trying to print a document does it? DOES IT!?

Cheaper ways to get an enema 😯

YAWN 😉

and in answer to would i ride it,not a hope in hell mate 😆

It’s bound to have razor blades imbedded in chewing gum on it, I’m out.

The mad thing is, someone’s got to test that to make sure it’s ok for everyone else to use! No-chuffing-way would I be riding that 🙂

“Schlitterbahn”

I think they put a couple too many letters in that.

I imagine there’s no chance of the raft catching the air and taking off

well, next to no chance

I really want to have a go on that, looks totally nuts.

Bah, it’s not even vertical

I would do it.

Went down a high one in Canada, I was more impressed by how big some of the other people going down it were. 😯

That looks great!

If you fell out of it, you’d be Ferrückt

Thanks Jamie. You’re like a wondering IT helper. Like that paperclip on Word. But less of a chippy little shit.

some people just dont have enough to do in their working day 🙂

😀

Thing that worries me most about that slide is the queue to get on it, you know whilst all Fat Americans standing at the top of it wouldn’t make the whole thing wobble side to side a bit.. 😯

Brilliant.

A ridiculous help device. No one wants to be shown up by an inanimate object.

That paperclip wasn’t stupid though. After beng told to “Go away” four or five times, It asked me “You keep closing me. Do you not want to see me any more?”. I said yes, and haven’t seen it since. RESULT!

That *****ing paperclip just used to result in intense and violent swearing every time the little twunt appeared. I hate it with a passion, so bloody patronising.If I want to be spoken to as if I’m a 4-year old, I’ll go to the doctor’s reception.

And breathe.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s baaaaaaaack.

^^^ 😆 ^^^

Having done this South Wales gem a few years back in a little boat…

…. I can confidently say…..I might not be brave enough for that… 🙂

I am sure once it’s been tested and the poor sod has stopped screaming it’ll be fine. tho white… you’ll be able to see the skid marks form miles away!

Oh it requires 3 friends to go with you….

“Yeah yeah I so would’a gone down it but me friends all chickened out. Wusses!”

What if you simply don’t have three friends?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s baaaaaaaack.

And he now works for the opposition, by the look of it!

scotroutes – Member
What if you simply don’t have three friends?

🙂 well I was going to say that that knocks out everyone on here anyway. But I thought that might be a bit harsh. 😉