Josef fritzl on an episode of cribs.

A fat lass in a sauna in Newcastle

a rapist.

Sorry it is awfully offensive but a guy I used to ride with used to say it all the time.

….Michael Jackson in a creche

Sorry 😕

A blind lesbian in a fish shop

Guy here who says it all the time, it’s managed to ingrain itself into me 😕

An undercover brother at a Klan rally.

Milli Vanilli in a karaoke bar?

me, riding up any gentle incline ?

a pregnant nun.

…..a peado (sp?) in a play ground

A fat lass in a chocolate factory

A para in a spelling test

A whore in Church

A Pikey trying to read!!!

me walking into work this morning, what gives?

A blind puff in a sausage factory.

(even typing it makes me cringe, but it does get used when out in the wilds with no possibility of anyone being offended)

A dog with a gun to its head?

a n*gga on a rape charge

a Brazilian running for the tube

For the Bristol people: a Southmeader in a spelling test.
Peter Andre on Mastermind.

…a glass-blower’s arse

A blind lesbian in a fish shop

Does beg the question of how unclean the women you (or the person inventing the phrase) know are?

Hitler when he saw the gas bill

Tam Paton in Toys ‘r’ Us

Jesus in a synagog?

A geordie in a job centre.
Prescott in a pie shop.

AlasdairMc – Member

Tam Paton in Toys ‘r’ Us

OK I’ve read the news item but I can’t say I get the connection.

… a priest in a playground

a Brazilian running for the tube

LOL ….. I shall never forget that one !

btw has Josef Fritzl’s favourite ‘chat-up line’ been posted ?

A weight watcher in a cake shop 😉

A prisoner who’s dropped the soap

Fred West digging the garden

Barrymore in a pool??

A Bangkok money lender