In one of the toilets at work clearly visible on the wall mirror are two hand prints, full hand prints. Like the kind you’d get if the cops put someone up against the wall to frisk them. I don’t remember seeing any Polis in the building this week, so what could be going on?

Some people like watching themselves I guess.

Double Hitler Piss?

Elvis has entered the building?

Please rename thread “Dirty Minds”…it’s only going one way.

Back door entry.

Do you work in a cottage industry?

@GrahamS what’s that now?

@Pook there’s only one door so what do you mean?

Film shoot ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hitler%20Piss

Do you work in a cottage industry?

Boxing up some sugary comestibles, perhaps?

@ GrahamS – suggests they are using the sink rather than the loo, its a very small sink. The hand prints are quite small suggesting a small handed very tall man or something else.

the question i always have is

Does the dirty git who pebble dashes the bog everyday and leaves iut for the cleaners.

Do they do this at home?

Ah I see. Didn’t get the above sink location from the description.

Shagging it is then.

someone widening the circle of their friends?

Does indeed sound like someone widening their circle.

Maybe Dave from Accounts is in a Supremes tribute band and he’s been rehearsing the choreography for Stop in the Name of Love?

@huckleberry that is probably closer to the truth than we’ll ever know, we used to have someone here who was a professional Drag artist and Freddie Mercury-a-like! But Dave doesn’t work in accounts anymore, not after the last incident with the Jaffa cakes and chicken feathers.

incident with the Jaffa cakes and chicken feathers.