Went out for a quick ride at 10am. Popped back at 3pm to swap the bouncy bike for my jump bike and grab some food. Just got back.

Face is red.
Ankle is swollen
Wife is not pleased

Guess how I feel…

Hungry?

Absolutely normal?

Sassy?

Like a natural woman?

All floaty after a glass of vino and a few codeine

Like having a beer or two?

All but one answers so far are correct

Soft and squidgy in the middle, harder more pointy at the ends?? 😉

Epic?

Rad to the power sick?

She’s mad because you went riding and she hurt her ankle whilst you were at home?

Ankle is swollen

Flashbacky?

Flashbacky? – nah – just life as usual unfortunately

Fun fact. WCA’s nickname for his Johnson, is his ankle.

Cross with your wife for not having made you a packed lunch or dropping off your bike change at a suitable RVP?

…..said Sid the sexist!

You feel awsomnez ?

And a bit cheesed off at the wifey for not making supper 😉