So some of our fun loving government staff have suggested he may sponsor some condoms,live in a council flat in Bradford, or open a child abuse helpline amongst other ideas.
Anyone else have any ideas what an old man,never married, who wears a dress to work,has ideas that live in the past, may like to do for the benift of the people of England, when he arrives to much pomp and ceremony and cost to the taxpayer, when the money could be spent on better things.
**** off back home is the obvious thing that comes to my mind.
What's so bad about a council flat in Bradford? I'm sure there are worse places.
I thought he was already set for being arrested by some attention-seeking atheist ?
I see he is to meet the Queen in Holyrood Palace and also appear at Bellahouston park.
One small question.....When did Edinburgh and Glasgow move to England ?
Stands by to duck ! (Me, not the Pope)( Though you never can tell !)
If he didnt know about all the child abuse, he want give a shit about scotland not being in england
I hope we all make him very welcome and that he has a lovely time.
Trentham Monkey forest, Wedgwood visitor centre, Snowdon railway, and Alton Towers, though I expect they are already on his itinerary, what with him being a fun lovin' criminal.
just ignore him and keep him out of the media.
I think he'll love the Monkey Forest. Birdworld (just off the M3) is probably right up his street too.
Snowdon railway is rubbish though, and a bit pricey for a pensioner.
Mosques, Jewish temples, Anglican churches etc.
I want to see him do a miracle.
teach him the words to "I'm Henry the Eighth I am"
What's so bad about a council flat in Bradford? I'm sure there are worse places
yeah, Napier Road, Bradford, BD3 8DA
Nazi!!
How about asking him on a stw ride.
I want to see him do a miracle.
so does he, but let's not hold our breath...
So is he the oldest, most high level person on the planet who still has an imaginary friend??
I don't know that area, John Drummer. Is it rough?
I know a few people who live in council flats in Bradford. They are nice folk. I think the Bradford comment is insulting and disrespectful. Probably made by someone who's never been there, and just thinks it's a shithole. It's not. I'm sure it has it's less than desirable areas, but overall, it's not a bad little city. I think it's been terribly neglected, and the people looked over too often. Bradford deserves better.
I did like Saltaire. It's a World Heritage site! Pippa Big Tits lives in a flat in one of the old workers' cottages. I'm not allowed to see her.
That's a "worker's cottage" ? ^^^ 
I'd ask him how many priests he's dry-bummed
No silly! That's just an old picture of the mill. Pippa B.T. lives in something like this:
Waiting for next weeks government memo taking the piss out of Mohammad and suggesting we open up a pig farm next to the East London Mosque. That would be funny wouldn't it? No wait - it would be rude, crass and ignorant. It would, though, at least take a set of balls. Unlike this sh_thouse effort.
Get him to visit Mr Woppit! 
Whatever we do we need to be careful not to "offend"
That would never do.
We could lock him away in a room full of gay sex offenders for a couple of hours. Afterwards he could try an explain his previous comments about condoms, in many ways, making things worse.
Napier Road has a BMW and a Merc parked on it on street view..... there must be a worse place than that!
And OP 5 million tax payers are Catholic.
Manchester's Canal St. ?
Natural History Museum?
Napier Road has a BMW and a Merc parked on it on street view..... there must be a worse place than that! they'll be the landlords' cars
you want to try living there. I did, for 8 years. Took me another 12 years to actually sell the thing. Finally got rid of it about 2 weeks ago.
rough? as a bear's arse
I try not to go anywhere in BD3 now, it brings back bad memories
oh dear hahahahaaaa
>yeah, Napier Road, Bradford, BD3 8DA
Handy for the Mosque though.
Ibelieve,he has asked to meet Jedi,the real God(rideing and skills) to make him patron Saint of rideing North shore
I'm no fan of the pope, or religions, but are none of you concerned that some graduate high flyer in the organisation that runs the country day to day thought that these suggestions were
a) worthy of writing down
b) worth circulating for discussion
I'm far more concerned about the lack of common sense and common decency than I am about whether his holiness gets his frock in a twist over it.
We should sit him down and tell him that god and jesus are characters out of a book of fiction and are no more real than Batfink or Booboo the Bear.
Pope v Woppit TV debate. Think of the viewing figures!
Personally, if I were the Pope I'd go incognito amongst the local people, have a few pints in a few locals.. that sort of thing.
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