"The Picolax thread was contrived and far from amusing"

Nice and catchy.

"Sorry – whats it worth" – which would be rather surreal out of context.

But it would have to be a 'own him with bombers' tee…

wok boy
32/16
storm trooper

a t a mate had a couple years ago – think it mighta been a descent world tee /… cartoon picture of an armoured up guy on an XC bike and the words "glentress mincer" under it !

Brand Whore ->

over biked…

tut tut
If there can be only one:
Rad to the power of sick…
This one is wikid awsum

I like, 'lester say he got the dollar' on front

'yes from bikes' on back.

own him with bombers is a given really..

Need to sift through some old threads, loads of material!!

"This is not a Singlespeed"

n+1

"Own him with Bombers" is running away with this. Hell, I'd buy the T-shirt!

"What would TON Buy??"

OR

"My OTHER bike used to be TON's"

😉

"I'm more singlespeedy than you!"

"You are the troll and I claim my £5"

"We're all doomed"

You could buy a car for that

I wee in shoes

What tyres?

Recommend me a good book explaining correct usage of the verb 'recommend'

Friday A&A star

Combining classics
"I owned him with some Picolax"
..and on the back
"..End of.."

or
"TJ to the forum"

I like mrmichaelwright and northwinds offers but can we have some first edition bombers please?

n+1 is good too

A couple of Moz classics;

'i'm not gay sorry – i'm a robot'

controversial perhaps 😕

'ere, for sale u want, no crack'

orsum 😉

Donk – couldn't find a suitable image of older bombers but it was what i wanted

I'm carp with photoshop so i needed something easy to manipulate (ie B&W and high res)

did you get your crown race with your headset?

I'm carp with photoshop

You did all that typing and you're a fish? 😯

Respect mate!

"Probably a stupid headset question…"

I *heart* Ramblers

"Probably a stupid headset question…"

gotta be a contender..

Rad to the power of sick x N+1/No longer niche required = OWNED

"buy a volkswagen passat estate "

"Buy a volkswagen transporter"

"SLX is better than XTR fact"

"Sheldons twin top tubes are stupid"

A few weeks back, somthiong along the lines of

'They're all just a bunch of pie eating overpriced, bike part collectors you know'

made me laugh. Wish I could find the thread now.

was that kaesae talking about us or the general public talking about the knightsofniche ? 😉

If not the ubiquitous Bomber owning then
"How big is a badgers hole?"
and something on the back like
"We don't need no stinkin' badgers…"

I think you'll find that most on here are pie munching, bike part collectors…
courtesy of WackoAK – I liked that one too.

Thanks Donk. That's the one.

edit, then Kimbers reply made me laugh some more. (I don't lol, ever.)

hmmmmmm pie, and oh yeah must pop down to the post room to see if my new pedals are here

I can't take proper credit, I got the inspiration from another thread pre-hack where it was about fraud. I think it was "I was misled into thinking this was a mountain bike site but it appears to be frequented by overpriced bike part collectors" – it may have been Binners who said that?

Has this one been included yet…

You are responsible for your dog

Blimey, i agree with Juan

Bombers.

'i know my garden need a tidy'

"valves arent lined up with tyre logos"

Red socks front
Fail rear

My particular favourite, Not said by a STWer, but by a Mlehworlder and is available on Tshirts via the Mleh site:

"Singletrack World: It's like hanging around with a load of angry strangers in a very badly run bike shop."

"A&A" would be a good one too. 🙂