How’s about a thread where we can request a mugshot of a fellow STWer and they have to honour that request?

I’ll start the egg rolling: I’d like to see a picture of emsz please.

I’m too ugly no one will want one of me 😥

I have a prediction on how this thread will turn out!

I’d like to see a picture of emsz please.

turn out? I think it started that way…

I feel slightly icky just being here. I quite like it.

Chair, flask of tea and lunchbox at the ready……

Derek are you trying to compile a STw Guess Who?

perv!

Anyway there’s a mugshot thread already.

hobnobs or kit kats?

+1 on everyones comments so far…. i feel dirty but i’m looking forward to how this thread turns out

I’m thinking ‘car’ and ‘crash’…

Christ sake emsz. Hurry up! I took my laptop in to the loos almost half an hour ago now, my boss has already been in once to check if I’m ok.

Oooh – I bet there’s localised chaffing!

Of the 5,000+ forum posters that could have piqued his interest, derek goes straight in with the lesbian pic request. Okaaaayyy.

Apparently there’s websites for that kind of thing you know?

Oooh – I bet there’s localised chaffing!

Yeah, but at least it’s distracting me from thinking about smoking.
Oh baubles!

Yeti fancy getting the “Baubles” rolling then 😉

TSY because I’m still confused if you’re a bloke or lady

This thread (rightly) won’t last long. In the interest of balance D_S, how about you post up that picture of you after the run-in with the end of your bars again?

WTF Derek

Hate to do this yeti, but I’m just eating a lovely bacon sarnie, and when I’m finshed, I’m going outside for a smashing marlboro light. Mmmmm, carcinogenic goodness! Mr starship, stop being such a saucy old kipper.

Subtle eh? 😆

that’s quite a phallic choice of image derek_s – deliberate?

Sorry guys. ImageShack has been blocked by my work firewall. 🙁

It was a nuclear explosion / mushroom cloud thing. Not sure what it’s supposed to represent though.

Phallic? doesnt look anything like mine 🙂

just for crispedwheel:

Do you want a picture of me instead?

is that where he gets his name from?

Derek, I’d like to make two suggestions. First, have a look out of the window – that’s 2010, that is. Second, have a read of the ‘how many women on here’ thread. 😉

Do you want a picture of me instead?

can we just stick to the grossly bruised and distended belly please, some of us are eating a snack?

That’s more disturbing than when I saw it the first time 😯

Full frontal ?

Mitch, I pretty much triple hate you right now.

1) Yeti’s and bigfoots are not the same thing
2) I had muesli for breakfast, my boss had a bacon and sausage bap(With my new improved sense of smell, it smelt lush).
3) I want a cigarette.

👿

If it’s any consolation yeti, I thought about you while I was smoking it. Now be an absolute treasure and send that nice mr starship a photograph of yourself. I’m (fairly) certain he wont interfere with himself whilst looking at it 😯

If anyone wants to post on the STW mugshot thread, they’re welcome to. If they choose not to, then they’re welcome not to either. This thread’s being closed as it’s a ‘Paging thread’ – which is against the rules…