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  • STW first date advice sought..
  • zbonty
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    Right then you lot, we’ve had a few dating related threads on here. Amuse/ assist me with your tips please.

    I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties. We got on ‘very’ well, but this weekend will be our first meeting since. Having not ‘dated’ since last relationship hit me with your words of wisdom please.

    Drac
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    Make sure you turn up to the right pub.

    somouk
    Free Member

    Pictures or it’s a troll?

    Oh and turn up and have fun. Nothing too serious.

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    joolsburger
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    This isn’t going to go well for you OP.

    I’m getting some popcorn.

    RobHilton
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    Try not to think she’s young enough to be your daughter 😈

    stevied
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    Try to remember the things that made it easy for you to get on well when you met. Try not to be Mr Perfect to over impress her. If she liked you when she met you, just be that same person..
    Edit: don’t do what my sister-in-law did on her 1st date. Asking the fella she was going out with if he ‘liked going up the wrong-un?’

    cheekyboy
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    Debrief by 08:00 Monday cw photographic notes.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Joolsburger, seen earlier.

    OP, make sure you wear clean pants. If you choose to wear any at all that is.

    joolsburger
    Free Member

    I suggest you just be yourself don’t try putting on an act for her benefit. Wear clean pants as has been said and have a trim down there as I understand the younger people don’t appreciate the 70’s pornstar look should you get lucky.

    DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY EX’s but if you do fall into that trap at least be kind about them. Should you find yourself in a venue with music avoid the phrase “music these days is just boom boom boom, there’s no melody”.

    Write down your blood type and any allergies as you may have a heart attack on the job and the emergency services need that sort of information.

    edlong
    Free Member

    If you’re looking for your dating advice in here, I’d say all hope is lost already.

    nicko74
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    Me 40, her mid twenties.

    Honestly, just cut to the chase. “Listen love, you’re fantastically hot and I don’t have much time left, so how about we just go back to mine”.

    Always* works a charm.

    *I have never tried this except in my dreams and even there it’s a mixed bag.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    If you’re looking for your dating advice in here, I’d say all hope is lost already.

    I’d guess not. The crux is this,

    I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

    If I’d done that, I’d be posting it on an Internet forum too. And probably taking out a Notifications advert in the local paper.

    tpbiker
    Free Member

    Get her blitzed on Sambuca and then drop in to conversation that you have an industrial sized vat of lube and a sex swing in your basement/dungeon

    seriously this works…

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Don’t mention your parcels from Northwind…

    totalshell
    Full Member

    date time and venue please if not pictures are essential..

    Jamie
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    I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

    Make sure you go to a venue with a trained first-aider.

    Also, make sure to mention you get parcels from Northwind.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Northwind earlier, in Rotterdam.

    Not pictured: Northwind on top of a ladder, preparing to jump.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Depends on the trousers, surely?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Good grief CFH. My mental picture of you was so far off the mark…. Maybe you should go in the op’s place.

    jekkyl
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    .Make sure you don’t have smelly breath and/or pits.
    .have a shave
    .wear a shirt or something smartish
    .don’t lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
    .stay off religiion, politics, exs.
    .When she’s talking… listen to what she’s saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
    .Don’t go to the cinema

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

    the front? ahhhhh thats where I’ve been going wrong

    Drac
    Full Member

    .wear a shirt or something smartish

    Ah! Not topless then.

    .stay off religiion, politics, exs.

    He’s meeting STW?

    When she’s talking… listen to what she’s saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 furt

    Nod with the phrase “Hmmm! Yes indeed!”?

    rob2
    Free Member

    Rohipnol? 😉

    monksie
    Free Member

    “.Make sure you don’t have smelly breath and/or pits.
    .have a shave
    .wear a shirt or something smartish
    .don’t lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
    .stay off religiion, politics, exs.
    .When she’s talking… listen to what she’s saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
    .Don’t go to the cinema”

    He’s going for a date not a job interview.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Make sure to enter the joint with a confident strut…

    globalti
    Free Member

    Look her in the eye and smile genuinely. Don’t reapply your aftershave during the evening as you will overwhelm her.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Don’t look at other girls boobs.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Don’t look at hers either.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    .Don’t go to the cinema

    Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see – most of – Cocktails.

    stevied
    Free Member

    Turn your mobile off..

    Drac
    Full Member

    Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see – most of – Cocktails.

    I hope you didn’t look at her boobs.

    rOcKeTdOg
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    I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

    I hardly ever remember things that I dream, what’s your secret?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Drac It was dark I had to feel my way around…

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Lol that’s brought back memories of that night. I wasn’t even there to see her, I took another girl who was sitting on my left. This one – just a random girl sitting to my right – was pretty fit. I sparked it off during the “thong” moment of the film by leaning over to her and whispering “I think you’d look great in that” to her. Cue fits of giggles, walk on the beach, then the fireworks. Oh to be 17 again…

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    For the first time in my life I feel guilty about the girl I actually took. I found out two years later after meeting her at a club she was now gay so maybe it was for the best.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    When she’s talking… listen to what she’s saying (this is key)

    A friend of mine, despite being a scruffy, tactless, lanky, lolloping farm boy has a real knack of charming women, even if he doesn’t intend to – someone said of him that when you’re talking to him its as if you’re the only person in the room.

    Its because he’s deaf in one ear so in social situations, where theres background noise, he has to really concentrate to follow a conversation. So, err, stick a peanut in your ear or something.

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Ah but when you hit 40 it starts to get harder to pick out a conversation from background noise anyway. Maybe that’s how he got the date 😉

    allthepies
    Free Member

    Helps that his local nickname is “horsecock”.

    8)

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