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  • STW Consensus – Stand or sit
  • morgs
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    following on from the ‘wierd things you do’ thread,

    What do you do re: number 2s? Wipe standing or sitting…or other… ❗ ❓

    kimbers
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    hover

    nbt
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    lean

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    wwaswas
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    hover

    you can get tablets to reduce excess wind.

    binners
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    levitate

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Rigidly to attention.

    davidtaylforth
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    hoover

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Wipe? 😕

    GrahamS
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    Remaining sitting and reach through, not behind.

    One up, one down, one to polish.

    hilldodger
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    Other

    camo16
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    One cheek on, one cheek off. Isn’t that how it’s done?

    woody2000
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    Stand & scrub till it shines.

    deadlydarcy
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    Dry wipe.
    Moist wipe.
    Dry to polish.

    🙂

    GrahamS
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    Moist wipe?? You have too much money darcy. Are they heated too?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I have someone do it for me.

    deadlydarcy
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    Oh Jesus, here we **** go again 🙄

    Et tu G?

    😛

    EDIT

    Are they heated too?

    No, kept in a little beer fridge in the summer. By the window in the winter.

    Houns
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    Stand

    Back to front

    Everything else is just weird/for women

    derek_starship
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    Bend and half crouch for spreadage.

    Stoner
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    Sheet one: one cheek down, one up, from behind, back to front

    Sheet two: standing squat, from behind, back to front

    Clean as a whistle.
    Who wants a go on my whistle?

    Gee-Jay
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    lie down, always like a good poo before I get out of bed in the mornings

    BoardinBob
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    Sit

    I also have to be completely naked

    willard
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    Facing the bowl, one foot on the bowl, one foot on the floor in a pose reminiscent of scenes from the battles of yesteryear.

    sefton
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    stand, wipe & study (quick look)

    yunki
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    I poo in the shower and then turn the jet on the shower head up to jet wash..

    job’s a good ‘un

    sefton
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    what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?

    willard
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    Do I look like a bear? *checks self, makes note to shave back again*

    No.

    portlyone
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    I use that brush thing they leave next to the bowl… doesn’t eveyone? 😯

    BoardinBob
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    what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?

    Two weeks ago. Felt like crap and an energy gel went right through me. Pitch black too which increased the challenge.

    Edric64
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    What a stupid childish thread is the op about 10?

    derek_starship
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    Are you about 64. Miserable arse.

    leffeboy
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    Is it time for the wipe or shake thread to start up as well?

    Stuey01
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    STW Consensus

    Hahahaha, that’s a good one.

    beanieripper
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    edric 64 .. its not just kids that wipe their bums… you do know that i assume?

    tazzymtb
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    air dry and then sell the tagnuts as civet cat coffee to fools with more money than sense 😀

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