That’s not the STW test, that’s the male test.

blimey. [goes for gender test]

double post. soz.

Fill in the blanks

___nsafety suggested that ____ was _____ fiddling when he was a ______. This was totally ____.

TJ is a plastic _______

Captain flashheart is actually a _______ who pretends to be ______

😯

iDave mentioning a cable not in form with the top tube has ruined my afternoon.

Who is in the right, the cyclist or the car driver. Bear in mind the cyclist is dead now.

That’s not the STW test, that’s the male test.

I knew I was female anyway.

“Are you an expert on everything?”

Can you cook a 3 course evening meal for 4 people and eat all of it yourself?

Do you have a highly paid job which allows you to spend all day on the interweb?

Have you ridded ‘The Beast’ backwards, while eating a porcini mushroom (which you picked yourself from the forest) baguette, wearing full body armour on a SS with ‘v’ brakes?

Do you get a slightly smug feeling after telling someone not to SHOUT in the classifieds?

How is a full english breakfast best served?

a) On a plate.
b) In a pie.

Who was Fred?

Blimey, this is tough. How many of them have beards?

Are we counting downstairs beards?

Aye you male and pee sitting down/ female pee standing up?

You get home and find your significant other has changed the locks and left your overnight bag neatly packed. Do you?

a/ fumble in your pocket for your mobile device which will obviusly take you to STW chat as soon as you touch the screen.

b/ knock on the neighbours door and ask to use the PC to access STW/visit a cyber café to access STW/switch on you laptop in the hope the SO has left the wifi on and you can log on to STW.

c/ break down the door, walk in and log on to STW.

d/ phone a friend or realtive.

e/ phone your SO and try to talk.

Obviously only a/, b/ and c/ are acceptable responses.

oh **** there’s no f/ …

Ask STW what I should do.

are you some sort of fluffy, bleeding heart, yoghurt knitting, poncey coffee drinking liberal, with massively left wing tendencies and no sense of humour

Yes- welcome to STW
No- well done you have a life

are you some sort of fluffy, bleeding heart, yoghurt knitting, poncey coffee drinking liberal, with massively left wing tendencies and no sense of humour

I drink good coffee, lots of it, and have been known to have a sense of humour at times. Otherwise, no.

*Confused*

Choose life. Choose a desk based job. Choose a dead end career with unlimited internet access. Choose to ignore your family. Choose a **** big set of 29er wheels, Choose washing machines, VAG group cars, apple products, and electrical coffee bean grinders. Choose iDiet, tabata training and skills courses. Choose fixed-gears. Choose to brag about a home that isn’t real. Choose your friends. Choose lycra and wear it under baggies. Choose an M&S suit and TM Lewin shirts in a range of **** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch pressing F5 ‘refresh’ and mind-numbing spirit-crushing reality shows, stuffing **** Waitrose food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve STW?

Flashy – you’re not supposed to answer the questions 😉

Oh. Sorry. Mea culpa. 😳

Another question then;

What did you do during the Great Hack?

the hustler – Member

Do you know what ‘the’ badger thread is?

this

and anyone that will post up a picture of a pristine bike in a garden with any or all of the following

1. An unkempt lawn
2. A fence in poor shape
3. Any brickwork that requires repointing

“pressing F5 ‘refresh’ “

Thank you, I didn’t know that.

What tyres for the following:
a) A trail centre.
b) Another trail centre, but one you have not been to before.
c) The first trail centre, but in the wet.
d) A bivvi ride, tyres to go with the one-use-only-before-I-ebay tarp, sleeping bag, stove and other uber-light paraphanalia.

Do you flounce off here and say you’re leaving as the place is sexist, only to return a week later, & then go on to post relationship questions?? 😐

Ahh, but to be an older STW’er you have to remember the Parrot forum takeover!

We also have to reminisce about GoFar and paying our subs up front to get the magazine off the ground!

What tyres for the following:
a) A trail centre.
b) Another trail centre, but one you have not been to before.
c) The first trail centre, but in the wet.
d) A bivvi ride, tyres to go with the one-use-only-before-I-ebay tarp, sleeping bag, stove and other uber-light paraphanalia.

You missed

D) the first trail centre, in four weeks

are helmets:
A: Dangerous in certain conditions
B: for wimps
C: not for TJ
D: something you should wear ALL THE TIME!

Chuckling lots at this thread 🙂

Which is most important: being nice or being right?

There’s a test?

When was the last time you ACTUALLY rode a bike?

slainte ➡ rob

Is TJ always:

1) right
2) right
3) right
4) only slightly trolling and didn’t mean it anyway
5) right, and you’re an idiot for challenging this
6) right

have you ever had tea & toast at Mr Adams house between the hours of 12 and 3am on a feburary morning?

or

have you ever driven half way across the country to give the aforemention large sums of money, so you and your mates and ride around a muddy field?

What watch should I ask for? I’ll be twelve next week and want to make a statement in the playground

Does your opinion on mildy controversial topics as reported in newspapers carry any weight?

Do any of your bikes have white cables/grips/saddles?

Have you converted your shed/garage/out building into a “man cave”?

Do you feel a little bit like Batman when you go there?

Are you ever embarrassed by the fact that you often cannot fix minor household electrical/plumbing problems?

And finally are you replying to this thread whilst sitting on a swivelly office chair?

And finally are you replying to this thread whilst sitting on a swivelly office chair?

Oh yes, yes indeed! And eating a banana.

I didn’t like The Wire. Can I still come on here?

Have you read any of the above posts before considering your answer?

What would a STWer do next?

a) spend £1500 on last years pooh hot model?
b) spend £3000 on the next big thing?
c) spend £100 on an Inbred and pee the rest up against a wall in Todmorden

😐

Holy thread resurrection Batman.

stevewhyte – Member
Are you an utter flecking throbbing bell end.

Yes – You are a life time member of STW

No – Keep posting but you might be asked to leave at some point.

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