Last night I fell off on a rutted track in the peak. My left boot clipped out, my right boot stayed stuck in and I fell off to the right. My mate carried on down the hill.
I managed to struggle up, still clipped in with a buggered cleat, to 'stand' on the right hand side of the bike - right foot clipped in, left leg crossed over in front of it as I stood up, between me and the bike.
I couldn't move - couldn't get my leg back over the bike, or round the back of my left leg to stand normally. I had to call my mate to come and help me as I wobbled about on one leg laughing.
What's the weirdest/stupidest position you've landed in after a fall?
Oh, and I landed in a puddle when I came off. Which I then had to stand in in just my sock cos my boot was still stuck to the bike.
The boot is still stuck to the bike.