The point is that VED (“Road Tax”) is paid on the vehicle and not towards maintaining the roads..
But you can understand that confusion given the 2015 budget announcement by George Osborne:
“..I will return this tax to the use for which it was originally intended.
I am creating a new Roads Fund. From the end of this decade, every single penny raised in vehicle excise duty in England will go into that Fund to pay for the sustained investment our roads so badly need.
Tax paid on people’s cars will be used to improve the roads they drive on. It is a major reform to improve the infrastructure and productivity of our economy – and deliver a fairer tax system for the motorist.”
http://road.cc/content/news/156795-road-tax-back-chancellor-announces-vehicle-excise-duty-reforms-will-see-money
http://highwaysmagazine.co.uk/chancellor-announces-new-roads-fund/
https://www.localgov.co.uk/Budget-2015-Osborne-announces-dedicated-Roads-Fund/39001
So it’s good to get our counter-argument sorted out now as clearly the old “it’s not road tax” one will no longer hold (not that it ever did).
Anyways, to return slightly to the thread topic:
My missus was on the receiving end of the best daft comment. Cycling through Edinburgh, years ago, very much a novice on a bike, somebody shouted at her: “Who do y’think you are? Linford f****** Christie??” 😆