From Mpora's mailout.
Slightly bizarre and pointless methinks.

http://photo.mpora.com/photo/3LdYFWZx77

Well photoshopped.

What do you mean stupid? She is naked you know…

The jealousy of some people!

'tis a real pic, one of a few from a Vanity Fair shoot.

She's going to get a colonic when he falls

Jealousy?! Slightly odd accusation!

Jealous of what? The old, bearded rich man? The waterskiing? The having a very uncomfortable, naked model clinging to my back? Not sure what I should be jealous of.

The having a very uncomfortable, naked model clinging to my back?

she doesn't look very uncomfortable, and it looks like fun :o)

he's overdressed and facing the wrong way.

think of it as foreplay…

and perhaps they get to change places ?

Somehow I doubt its any kind of foreplay (unless he's paying her, of course)

Somehow I doubt its any kind of foreplay

we're talking fantasy innit ?

i'm jealous that his money buys a honey. poor lass would be like being f**ked by phillip schofield. on a kinder note i like his planes.

Never new he was into watersports, would have her wrapped around me anyday!