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  • Stupid bint.
  • Smee
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    My wife decided that she would go to work today even though she was in no fit state to do so and despite my telling her that she shouldn't be going. I get to my first lesson of the day – ring ring – can you come and get me and take me home, i'm not well. Cue a whole day of lessons wiped out to go and take the poor little thing home. Cost me £150 that did. She intends to go to work tomorrow….

    dooge
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    Is she kinky? Cuff her to the bed for the whole day 😀

    iDave
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    couldn't she call a taxi?

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    uplink
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    Next time she does that – just drop her on her arse

    falkirk-mark
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    Surely living with you she must know your always right. 😆

    Smee
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    She has been told in no uncertain terms that if she wants to eat for the rest of the months she is not working tomorrow.

    Gary_M
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    If I was her I'd tell you to **** off, surprised she hasn't already.

    Smee
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    You're not her though. Contrary to popular belief I wouldn't go for a hairy glaswegian bloke for a wife.

    Junkyard
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    Why is she unable to get home without you?

    coffeeking
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    Why would one incident of having to go and pick someone up wipe out a whole day of anything? Does she commute to the other end of the country to work? Though, as said, why couldn't she just get a taxi?

    paulosoxo
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    Is this funny in the same way as a mother-in-law joke?

    Gary_M
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    I was thinking that myself coffeeking, considering you posted on here at 11am why is the day wiped out.

    Smee
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    We live nr Innerleithen and work in Edinburgh. She works in the city centre, I work around the edge of the city. It took me 45 minutes to get to her then an hour to get her home… I then have to go and collect the kids from nursery later which she would normally do. Voile – days worth of lessons wiped out.

    Gary_M
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    This doesn't really add up.

    Smee
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    It does if you know what time my lessons were scheduled for and whether they could be moved or not. 8:30 til 12:30 and 4:30 til 8:30 btw.

    coffeeking
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    Fair enough on the timings then, but why couldn't she get a cab again?

    Gary_M
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    So why can't you pick the kids up early from nursery and do your lessons from 4:30?

    solman
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    maybe if you spent less time on here posting, you would have more lessons?

    andylaightscat
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    are you sure she's ill?? could be a troll

    coffeeking
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    Maybe she's a troll, and he's ill?

    roper
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    Maybe you can give your anger management classes spread out during the week?

    anotherdeadhero
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    Why would she bother ringing a cab when she has numb nuts here to run around after her?

    PeterPoddy
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    AHD hits nail on head!

    Gary_M
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    mmm it's all gone quiet at Trolling Zoo Fighter end – must be tending to the sick.

    Smee
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    I've been to the shop to get some pills.

    Cab would cost around £50 and i'd still have to wipe out the evening lessons to pick up the boys.

    Gary_M
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    i'd still have to wipe out the evening lessons to pick up the boy

    Which you would have had to do anyway if your wife stayed at home as you suggested – yes?

    So you 'lost' £75 so you could pick your unwell wife up as she was conscientious enough to try to go to work- hardly a big deal is it. I don't see what's wrong with that. And I'm quite sure you were able to reschedule your lessons. You would have thought you would have had the 'if I have to pick you up it'll cost me' conversation on the way to work.

    uplink
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    Work & kids doesn't go together too well

    Do what we did & live on one wage until the kids are old enough to look after themselves
    There's a point – I must remember to mention to my wife that our 17 & 18 yr olds can look after themselves now [most of the time anyway] & does she fancy going back to work 😉

    binners
    Full Member

    Did her illness involve her losing the use of her legs?

    Smee
    Free Member

    Binners, no but the shop is a couple of miles away and it's pissing down. I dont like the idea of an ill person covering my steering wheel in germs either.

    aracer
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    Like all TZF threads, something doesn't quite add up here. What time do you have to pick up from nursery, how long does that take, and how long would it take you from home back to work (I presume this is much less than an hour if you can do centre of Edi in that time)?

    Gary_M
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    So are you picking the kids up early so you can do your lessons from 4:30 then?

    Also this £150 you 'lost' – surely if someone needs x amount of driving lessons from you to pass a test the fact that they miss one lesson on week y still means they need x amount of lessons, so you still get the £150 at some point. Unless they of course went elsewhere for this weeks lesson, however understandable that is it's unlikely.

    Exactly aracer I enjoy exposing his ill thought through nonsense posts.

    coffeeking
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    Personally I drove in and out of ed at rush hour in about 25 minutes each way the other day, so none of it seems to add up 🙂

    Smee
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    I'll pick the kids up from nursery at 4:30pm and will be home for just before 6pm depending on roadworks and traffic. I would get back to Edinburgh for around 7-7:30pm depending on traffic.

    CK – Try Musselburgh to Gorgie in 25 minutes when the bypass is rammed – its not going to happen.

    MrNutt
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    what on earth is she doing out of the kitchen?

    Smee
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    Dont want her to cough all over my food and infect me before my race on Saturday.

    Gary_M
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    Eh just a thought but go and pick the kids up now, or whenever it will enable you to do your 4:30 lessons. It's not rocket science is it?

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Voile – days worth of lessons wiped out.

    Why does a light semitransparent fabric wipe out a day's work?

    😉

    Smee
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    Gary_M – why are you so interested in me going to pick the kids up and go out to work this evening? You wanting to come round here and tend to the missus – she'd chew you up and spit you out in tiny little pieces. 😀

    SiB
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    What do you call her when she actually does something 'wrong'?

    Leave the kids at nursery til you finish at 8.30 – they wont be thrown outside when nursery finishes left to fend for themselves, they'll be safe and you would have done your lessons, sorted.

    Gary_M
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    Cause you're **** moaning about it for absolutely no reason. You talk so much shite it's unbelievable.

    Your wife? – wouldn't touch anywhere you'd been with a barge pole.

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