Mate got stuck on his manhood a few years back…standing by a set of jumps and it flew up his short leg (which was short!) and stung him…he was beside himself with panic (18 year old convinced his manhood wouldn’t work!)…
Many years ago, I stopped by a river for a piss…and I managed to get bitten by a cleg on the end of my manhood – hurt like a seriously hurt thing for the rest of the day, then the swelling hit me…that lasted 3 days and I had real issues walking comfortably.
Still, can’t be all that bad if you can laugh about it afterwards!!!