never seen the nothern lights

You've never been to Blackpool??

Come to think of it, neither have I.

I've never committed genocide.

Which is handy.

really? or just never been caught?

I have never……

pulled out at the last moment and redecorated a fair lady's upholstery.

(been tempted a few times, but she'd probably punch me in the pus, wilfully discharge a firearm in my direction and then kick me in the knackers)

I've just realised that I clearly have entered and ridden a bicycle race!

Edit that to "I have never ridden a road race" 🙂

allthegear. Unfortunately you'll have to put that in never will category. As the shed drop and the rest of that bike park are no longer open. I wanted to do that as well, as it was closed i settled for the Chattel road gap. Unfortunately i came up a few inches short and broke my arm pretty badly!

Your mum.

Oh wait… Yes I have!

😉