I have:

Fired a gun
Driven over 100mph
Sailed a boat
Seen a wild animal reasonably close that could have killed and eaten me
Killed a creature with my bike
Been to a seedy mafia-run strip club incorporating tourist scam.

Wayy too much, but that just someone a long time ago who used to wear my skin

Ridden a motorbike @130mph+ on a 30mph road

Dated a pornstar 😳

driven from a to b without feeling the need to complain about something

I have:

Driven over 100mph
Sailed a boat
Killed a creature with my car
held the hands of a few people as they've died
stabbed my best mate in the knee with a scalpel
had about 40% of myself tattood
bungee jumped
re-broken an old ladies arm whilst flying a kite
abseiled
been responsible for getting a few murderers back into the community
been to amsterdam (that explains all i'm willing to admit to online)
performed on stage in front of sold out crowds
🙂 must stop before this list keeps growing and incriminates me 😉

Pigface, sort of snap!
i either:
1 hope i already mentioned this to the wife or 2 she never sees this….

bungee jump
canyoning
flown a plane
driven round silverstone
broken multiple bones (and had metal to fix me)
been in a car crash
worked abroad
had second degree burns
been unconscious

erm…and other things

fired a gun

I have crushed a grape!
Wrestled an Action Man!
Test-driven a Tonka!
Jumped off a dolls' house!
Duff'd a daffodil!

and

Rip'd a tissue!

Made tea.
Read a book.
Stared into a fire.
Walked the dog.
Been for a nice, gentle XC ride.

performed on stage in front of sold out crowds

Awesome

abseiled

Most of your other stuff was seriously impressive, but come on – 14 year old kids abesil at activity centres!

Looped the loop in a glider
Been skinny-dipping on top of a mountain, in the snow
Shot living things and eaten them
Driven at 120MPH
Ridden very fast away from a bear (apparently they can't run downhill: This isn't true, they bloody well can!)

…and a whole lot of other stuff I wouldn't want Mrs Belgium to read about here!

Made tea.
Read a book.
Stared into a fire.
Walked the dog.
Been for a nice, gentle XC ride.

How did you get your name? overdose on fanta and sunny dee?

How did you get your name? overdose on fanta and sunny dee?

I wouldn't want to give you nightmares.

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

drank till i passed out
driven a car very fast round a track
lots and lots of drugs
shot a gun
smashed my knee cap in a skiing crash
Enjoyed the company of two women at one time
had a very very expensive meal
flown in business class (everyone should do it)

Visited a brothel with a famous (non current) Formula one driver. And no I didnt, went just for a giggle !

Been driven home in the back of a police car whilst stark naked (female officer too)

He doesn't bite but he's got a very nasty suck….

performed on stage in front of sold out crowds

How big was the venue though and were you the 'main event'?

I've done a hell of a lot…with hopefully a lot more to come, most of it pretty dumb and not that impressive. 🙂

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

Is that a euphemism? Was it a furry cup?

I would…… 😀

haha i was younger than 14… i was about 9 and at some event, the TA had set up a tower for under16s to abseil down… i got strapped in and went over the edge…. just let go until i realise i was going to hit the ground, grabbed and swung back into the wall about 1ft from the ground…. needless to say whoever was meant to be watcting me got a bo11oxing and i scared my parents!

does that make it a little more awesome?

I drank some of Lisa l'Anson's Pepsi once.

Is that a euphemism? Was it a furry cup?

More like a two litre bottle actually 😉

I once taught the world to sing. The harmonies weren't great though.

The F1 driver – Eddie Irvine I presume?

sold out venues up to 800 as main act, sold out venues up to 1200 (apparently according to venue owners… i think a bit smaller) as main support. main support to skindred was my favourite show.. only a 600cap venue, but the owners are dodgy and crammed 750+ in there, split the crowd down the middle and commanded a wall of death that had enough of an impact to shake the computer monitor off a desk upstairs which broke haha. the first show my girlfriend saw us perform at 🙂 handy as a crap venue with wrong crowd would'nt have been impressive at all.

Did a poo in the sea

Looped the loop in a glider

..in a Tiger Moth, front seat, open cockit. Not fast enough to climb into a loop, so it went into a dive to get the speed, then looped. 7 years ago, my heart still races thinking about it.

I have also punched a Baboon until it was sick!

Now THAT i'd pay to see!!! 😀

rode a motorbike on rough ground wen i was about 9 or 10 and nearly killed myself..the throttle was going up up up .

flew over Gretna Green in a helicopter
re-newed my wedding vows at gretna green
tried smoking at the age of 13..first and last ! gud 4 me !
been down some deep and long cave systems luckily i didnt get washed away.
been chased by a wild horse- i beat the horse !
helped deliver my baby donkey (years ago)…
thats all for now ..the list could get too long ! 😉

Still remember the first motorbike i rode as a 12 mebbee 13 year old, Yamaha YPS, all was fine until i hit the power band and that front wheel came RIIIIIIIIGHT up!

– Gotten round a supermarket within 5mins (start to finish)
– Eaten three bacon butties
– Drank three bottles of redwine.

Everything else I'll never write on a forum and the serious stuff I wont reveal until Im dead.

Worn out a big ring on an MTB.
Punched through a door.
Broken several frames.
Spun a car off the road into a hedge backwards.
Been chased out of a farmers field, aged 28! OOiii!

If you'd said 'almost died in an abseiling accident' I'd have been more impressed in the first place 🙂

The F1 driver – Eddie Irvine I presume?

No

Ate 2 Mc dees burgers in one sitting.
Yes. I did feel ill for hours afterwards

I once stole a maintenance buggy from a hotel in Cuba and tried to drive to the local town but the battery ran out and I ended up spending the night in a cuban police cell. Not my finest hour.

Made people I've never met cry using only my voice
Made shallow people in a bohemian bar fall awe-stuck-silent with an acoustic instrumental
Talked a suicidal girl down from a rooftop
Improvised a well-received guitar solo while headlining

The rest is rather self-indulgent…

sounds awesome SSS 🙂

kudos on the suicidal girl thing too, been there a couple of times and its not an easy job!!