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  • Stuff doesn't last long does it… Sex.
  • BermBandit
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    IME, there is a direct correlation between modern times and this phenomena. Defo lasted longer in my young day.

    Discuss

    ohnohesback
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    Maybe you lasted longer when you were younger?

    BermBandit
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    Don’t be absurd

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    BermBandit
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    I mean look at the Vets and Grand Vets field at races….

    BermBandit
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    Defo takes me longer to do everythign else bar nookie….its a conspiracy I tell ee

    wwaswas
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    Defo lasted longer in my young day.

    Maybe enter a competition – you might come first?

    BermBandit
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    wwaswas: I beleive you are not taking this seriously and have deliberately misunderstood my problem to deliver a cheap joke at my expense. Coming first is precisely the problem…. not the solution! 🙄

    wors
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    Give the pipes a clean out before opening time, if you catch my drift 8)

    scaredypants
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    Losers !
    Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here

    Kryton57
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    Just had jnr No 2. When I next think about it, I’ll no doubt be employing my favorite sock for a bit.

    yunki
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    Give the pipes a clean out before opening time, if you catch my drift

    I’ve just tried this approach..

    mrs yunki has reliably informed me that even if I lasted all night, watching me perform an enema on myself beforehand has put her right off for the foreseeable..

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    for a bit

    where ‘a bit’ = ‘the rest of your natural life’

    😉

    matt_outandabout
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    ski
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    way, way to much info for a Thursday morning folks 😉

    Ro5ey
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    “Losers !
    Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here “

    lol

    GreenK
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    This all depends on your point of view.

    My brother once proudly announced, “I’m getting the hang of this sex thing. I’ve got it down to under a minute”!

    legend
    Free Member

    I always figured that sex was like a race. Been known to “lap” the mrs several times

    BigJohn
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    It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

    wrecker
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    YAY! I win again!

    mudshark
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    Stealth sex is the way forward, if you’re really good she doesn’t notice.

    scaredypants
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    Julian Asange – Member
    Stealth sex is the way forward, if you’re really good she doesn’t notice.

    😯

    BermBandit
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    Oh I see its that British trait of being a valiant loser and turning Dunkirk into a victory……

    😕 I think the point is being missed here boys. The real issue is how come when everything else I do is gradually taking me longer and longer this is speeding up?? I mean is this some sort of celestial payback or something??? I’m depressed enough as it is about the fact that I can’t keep up with folk that weren’t born when I started riding, but this is just taking the michael….at least be consistent Lord….

    RustySpanner
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    scaredypants – Member

    Losers !
    Foreplay can last up to a couple of months here

    Foreplay in Todmorden is putting your chips in the bin.

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    Berm Bandit, illicit anti-depressants are the way forward. She’ll push you off when she’s had enough!!

    wwaswas
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    She’ll push you off when she’s had enough!!

    or pull.

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