Just got a letter through from one of the companies that have bought parts of the loan book, and my soul has been sold! But wait, what’s this…
“Dear customer,
We bought your loan and now we regret it. As everyone already knows, the Student Loans Company are the worst company in the world, and on inspecting your account all of the alarms we have went off simultaneously, as they’ve applied wrong and illegal charges to you, filed away paperwork that they then claimed to have not received, and used that as a justification to hit you with charges and interest, and to take payments from you they were not entitled to, and all of the letters they’ve written you since 2008 have failed to meet the requirements of the Consumer Credit Act.
Accordingly, have £800 off your total. You now owe us practically nothing. WTF SLC, we hate you.
Yours, Capitalism”
I think I may have to buy something expensive for my bike!