It's a little known law that one third of SCD contestants must be minor characters from BBC daytime soaps, and another third must be TV presenters that nobody has heard of or would remember even if they had.

And the remaining third have to be former (or current but resting) professional sportspeople.

Erin Boag? Nah mate, it's really all about Ola Jordan and Kristina Rihanoff.

No it isn't. Want to make something of it?

How's that?

That's confrontation.

Kristina Rihanoff looks like the sort of girl that a Doncaster based lottery winner would blow his wad on.

Extra points for creative double entendre with "blow his wad" there.

Here's the lovely Ola…

Chris Hollins is trying his hardest to stay in control by the looks of it.