Anything not involving Sudocrem?

I read the title twice and still saw it as car 🙂

By washing my car with it.

Sometimes I’ll say her name them when she appears I’ll pretend I didn’t say anything.

Engraved my name on him, tied some coloured ribbons to him and held him above my head in front of a cheering crowd

It was a catastrophe.

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Masonry paint..

[url=https://flic.kr/p/dBBzzC]Pink Cat…[/url] by Ben Freeman, on Flickr

Letting someone else adopt him. Lasted about a month before he got run over 🙁 Not technically our cat, just a fosteree. FWIW, we weren’t involved in vetting the adopter, though no reason to think we’d have made a different decision anyway.