http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38442533/richard-hammond-is-criticised-for-gay-ice-cream-joke-on-amazon-show-the-grand-tour

Obviously poor ratings for the new show,

*ahem*

Oh no, how do I break the news of my ice-cream eating homosexual lifestyle to my wife and family?!

empties freezer of Magnums, cornetos, vanilla ice cream, choc ices,ben and gerrys and other sexual active ice creams.

Anyone that’s feeling a bit challenged about their sexuality should send all their ice creams to me and i’ll eat them for you.

You’ll be getting a lot of soggy boxes in the post, Stu.

Or soggy boxers?

TBF he’s a @$£t

Jamie.
They need sending special delivery in a coolbox obvs.

Clarification, if any were needed, that the only funny one is May. The Hamster is only there to be the straight man to the other two.
If you’ll excuse the pun…

why would the BBC be giving that load of old shite any publicity at all?

unless, … aww shit, they’re not going back there are they? much easier to avoid on amazon