Spray can instant tea!

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Graffitea?

Ideal for cutting out the middle man, just spray it directly onto your keyboard when someone posts up an absolute belter of a one liner.

Technology eh?

Sorry but they also seem to think that you put milk in tea!

Hotter Tea?

Who needs hotter tea? It’s still near boiling by the time you’ve brewed it and added milk (if required).

“Our product will let you scald yourself much more effectively”

Great, thanks guys.

Hang on, so it still needs hot water, WTF is the point? I can’t imagine a situation where I’d have access to a kettle and milk, yet not want to use a teabag (or better, loose leaf?)

Solution for a problem which doesn’t exist, unless that problem is lack of plastic packaging to fill up landfills…..

teabagging is one of life’s little pleasures, why would we want to stop teabagging?

What’s gonna happen to the phrase tea bagging, the kids in another 30 years will have no idea how that came about.