Some guy I work with keeps banging on about 2012 being the end. Something to do with the mayan calendar finishing in December 2012 which coincides with the earth crossing the milky way equator which sends the poles bonkers (not the polish). Just had a quick google and come up with this
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STELLAR REALIGNMENT THEORY!
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AAh, not 2012 - I was really looking forward to the Olympics. Can they put it off like all the other end of world events?
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So long as there is an MTB course in SE London after 2012 then that's fine by me.
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Riighht, anyway, who fancies a pint? I'll get them.
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god yes. this thread is making me thirsty, as my magnetic monopoles align with the ass-troll-ogy
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I sense a great disturbance in the Force.
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Should I start panic buying? This is hardly a new theory.
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I'm off to realign some stellas.
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hmm, not really a lot can be done about that, I doubt even counseling or even electroshock therapy would help
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Stellar realignment theory
I believe that the changes we see on our world are not caused locally but are in fact the effects of a process I think of as Stellar Realignment.
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This isn't about beer is it. Or cruise liners either.
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It's true, water does repel all energy.
All the water in my house is absent of kinetic energy or potential energy (taps don't work). And it definitely repels all thermal energy (think the kettle's broked too)....DrP
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Is this phenomenon of planetary alignment in any way connected to the alignment of bike frames, so many of which have been corrected at your talented hands, (for a very reasonable fee, and at speeds approaching that of light itself), during the fabled frame tuning process?
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Nurse! Nurse - he's out of bed again.
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Stella and Lithium should not be mixed.
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A swift headbutt would sort this fella out. Tinternet bellend.
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I have also observed water repelling all energy- it is why it never obeys the laws of gravity never flows downhill to the sea, never evaporates and just stays where it has fallen as rain.
I admit it is problomatic to explain how it became rain and fell from the sky within this theory of it repelling all energy but I am sure the grand cosmic aligner [kaesae- to you little people] has the answer to that.Runs off to stare at the sun some more.
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BigJohn - it should, look what it does:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ypUVpwgcAAPosted 2 years ago # -
The real question we need to ask ourselves is what tyres for STELLAR REALIGNMENT?
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Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.
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barnsleymitch - Member
Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website, every opertunity that you get. Seems to be a habit that you have and happens with revolting frequency.
As for the rest of you creatures that lurk on this webshite, oops another spelling mistake! let us see what we see, for time tells all tales.
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Oooh, hang on a sec...
(Puts kettle on, grabs hobnobs)
Right, carry on!
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"I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website,"
OI! chlopromazine is ace, I live on it
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I hope Jo Burt doesn't mind me posting this:
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Something to do with the mayan calendar finishing in December 2012 which coincides with the earth crossing the milky way equator which sends the poles bonkers (not the polish)
Why do people think the Mayans knew jack sh*t?
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This is not a "theory". For that, you need evidence.
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Flipping Poles get blamed for everything.
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I'm off to realign some stellas.
Very good
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Is there anyone on this site or in this idiotic era of human stupidity that would like to actually research what is happening
Ignore the fools, the imbeciles, kaesae.
If I were you, I would retreat to a secluded tropical island somewhere with my devoted servant and sidekick Nick Nack.
And there on top of the island, I would build a giant water pistol which would harnesses the awesome power of water.
Then, I would set the clock ticking until the moment when I would unleash my giant energy-repelling water pistol.
One by one, I would destroy all the planet's major cities.That would teach the fools, the cretins, to call me mad, and dismissively reject my theory of Stellar Realignment.
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Mock me at your perril mook mooks, you shall see meehaha
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does anything other than mocking happen to you on here?
Your posts do present an incredibly large target to aim for mindPosted 2 years ago # -
Kaesae, I think I've found who's responsible for this stellar realignment, and I think he's looking at you!
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Junkyard time for a clearout?
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kaesae, are you for real? Are these ideas/thoughts/theories of yours all your own and made without the help of any mind altering drugs?
And lastly, did you ever say where you you got all your frames from?Posted 2 years ago #
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