Ok so we're off for my mate's " stag" do in the Lakes ( around Keswick).

There's only three of us and he wants to camp, walk up scafell pike and then have a few beers.

Now while this is all fine in principle he needs some sort of humiliation and I'm struggling for inspiration!!

Any ideas at all??

Ta

Do nothing bad at all.

Then he will spend the whole weekend nervous with anticipation, and his true humiliation will kick in when he gets home and thinks that you didn't consider him worthy.

Strip him at the top of the mountain, as long as the weathers fine he'll be OK

Can you not get a stripper to the campsite?

Do him, one after the other, up the wrong 'un, film it and broadcast it around all the gay porn sites you can find then email links to all his friends and family?

Or is that going a bit too far?

Yes thanks

All great ideas but not quite what I'm after chaps..

Anyone else ??

find the nearest airport and be lairy, pissed up, retarded arseholes in the baggage claim area – seem's to be traditional activity for stag do blokes

Make sure he has more than a few beers then liberally pour immac into his undies whilst he sleeps.

not sure which principle you are working to RRR

Make him spend the evening enjoying his "few beers" in just a thong and pink feather boa.

Shave off one eyebrow

dump him on the island in the middle of conniston with no clothes or boat

…. just the three of you… hmmm….

In the pub that you go to set out a table for 15 of you and guard the chairs vigilantly all night… 'this is a stag do, the rest'll be along any minute'

I'm certain he'll feel utterly humiliated by the apparent no show.

Make him wear a pink leotard, and hold his hand everywhere he goes.

sorry never felt the need to humiliate any of my m8's, that why there my m8's.
I not above banter and pisstaking, but to have your 'friend's do stuff to you is not my cup-a-tea.
What the problem with 'just' having a good weekend away?

Yeah I was hoping to force him into a dress for the climb up scafell pike but am having trouble sourcing one big enough …

Well I'm not talking total humiliation – I just want him to remember it as his stag do …

and you dont think a day out with his best mates like he's asked for will do this?

what a shame..

3 blokes at a Stag Do ? Are you sure he isn't after some final gay fun before he settles down in the straight world ?

Be very worried if the third man is suddenly taken ill.

get some of these from your local sex shop or pub vending machine and spike his drink

then take him to a bingo night or something

😈

+1 Zippy,
Isn't all this huniliation stuff really a bit passe?

sorry to wizz on your campfire but…

It seems like a fairly quiet intimate affair with only three of you, so he seems a quiet kind of guy with nice interests why risk damaging that friendship on the eve of his wedding.

If he's about to set off on a new life with a wife it won't take much for him to find the reason to drop his old mates especialy if their contribution to such a big event is to marr it by behaving like c0cks.

I should clarify that I've never been on the stereotyped sort of stag do and am only after a few gentle ideas really …not going to do anything nasty, I just wanted to distinguish the weekend from a normal weekend away …

Handcuff a dwarf to him for the weekend…the entire weekend.

I know it's hardly original but if you do decide to go for it I'm sure Dwarfs4hire can help.

Check out Mark Lisle…he looks like a mini James May.

Fair enough Ropey,

A few weeks ago it was one of my fellow Scout leaders Stag weekend. We hired a barn in the peaks.
We were each given a postcard with a set of words on it some relevant to the stag and some not.
Each time during the hike we were on we got him to say one of the words he had to then pick a card from a sellection of prizes and forefeits that had to be performed during the hike.

First person to get all their words said got a bottle of whiskey.

The stag ended up walking twenty miles wearing a woman's sun hat -that got fed to a sheep by 'mistake', with a big pink ballon hanging off his back pack with various shots of nasty alchohol inside him.

fairly mild but good fun all the same.

you might feel the need to distinguish it, but im pretty sure the soon to be groom has enough on his mind.

i thought the principle, was that the groom 'celebrated' his final hours of 'freedom'

if you and your friends normally play drinking games, go to the strippers, *streetfight* then go down that route……..
sounds to me like the guy would like a few close friends and a bit of moral support.

Best ever stag weekend I went on:
Six of us on a long boat cruising the grand union canal dressed as pirates – with the stag dressed as ships wench.

How about you and your mate dressing as ladies to go for your walk up Scafel – very embarrasing for your stag (dressed normally) around everyone else bound to be up there.

If you can put on the Little Britain accents and idiosyncrasies for a day – bloody hilarious!

Have a good one!

Sounds at bit middleaged and boring to me.

getting married sounds a bit boring and middle aged to me

sooBallias. – that's not quite what I had in mind no!

I did consider us dressing as ladies but the other guy wasn't too keen 🙁

I'm running out of time and think it's unlikely I'll be able to obtain a dress for the stag in time :-/

Some good ideas though … What about some challenges to be set in the evening in town perhaps – Amy ideas. ??

The Southern Yeti's idea is truly cruel. 🙂

You've got to be prepared to humilate yourself a bit as well, that's what makes it a bit of fun rather than assault or torture.

Sit down and have a think about your friend and what he wouldn't like a lot – but wouldn't really mind at the same time either.

Then just go and buy some bondage gear.

First go into town (in the day time) start drinking, late afternoon walk back to campsite, have a great BBQ. Then produce a couple of very good bottles of whiskey.
Walk up the hill, sit and watch the sun come up, drinking said whiskey.

Lets of talking and will leave some great memories

actually, we did something similar to this on my mates stag night, but, we went to bed around 10pm (drunk) got up at 2am, then on MTB cycled through this town, up this huge hill, drank Whiskey.. then around 4am, under a huge full moon, coasted back into town. The 3 of us did this naked 😳

Really good letting your stuff dangle whilst zipping down a hillside, just thankful we didn't come off…..

If you can put on the Little Britain accents and idiosyncrasies for a day – bloody hilarious!

What, like this?…. (my stag do, evening of England crashing out to Portugal in 2006 World Cup).



Thankfully no-one was there to take pictures at the end of the night when I was stripped naked and tried to get back into the Travelodge we were staying in 😕

Don't really have any more suggestions than those listed, but did hear of a funny one. Not suggesting you do it, but said I'd tell it anyway. A midget who was dressed as a smurf was handcuffed to the stag all weekend along. There was photo's of it everywhere on the net……… maybe check the net for other ideas, just put in stag pranks or something.

So how'd it go?

You could sew up the zip on his sleeping bag.

Make sure he's full of beer first.

Hi Guys

Well we didn't do much to him tbh

We applied some very subtle make-up (painted his nails, bit of eye shadow, mascara)

The overall effect was actually far more disturbing than dressing him up as he looked like a normally dressed bloke out for a few beers albeit with some subtle makeup :-S

However, in the second pub we went in to, the local drunk started on him big time:

DRUNK: "Why the **** are you **** wearing make-up??!"

PETE: " ah, well it's just what we wear where I come from"

DRUNK " Are you **** gay or what you **** w@nker!"

PETE " a bit, maybe"

DRUNK " Why don't you just **** **** off you **** p00f, **** ****"

At this point I stepped in and ushered Pete away :-S (I think also the drunk was ushered out)

So yeah, we had to make his makeup a little more unsubtle in order not to cause further issues :-S

He looked er interesting by the end of the night and of cause had the obligatory "p£nis" written across his head in make-up …

Ah, nothing like surviving an encounter with a leering drunk right before your big day!

Not to worry, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye – He'll be savouring the safety, (if not peace an tranquillity) of marriage for years to come. 😈

Job done!