Towel on the radiator 🙄

And as for the bike – where to start?

Front brake blocks upside down

Spot whats right in this picture!

Apart from the obvious (mudguard, seat post, stem, bar angle. seat angle), the gear cable is not trimmed. No aheadset spacers? Not enough cable for the front brake.
Decathlon – Stockport?

Even gap round the door

That’s a cupboard door and you jammed the stem under the handle to make sure that the girl you’ve been stalking can’t get out until you’ve decided what you’re going to do with her.

And that’s her bike.

Valves not lined up with grain on flooring

What do I win?

A single wheel reflector.

No bell?

It’s a road bike on a mountain bike forum?

All of the above, plus the grass needs cutting and the fence needs painting.

That may be one of the most hideous bikes I have ever seen. Sorry. 🙁

It’s in the wrong gear and the chain is too long.

No bottle cages, suggests use of a camelbak on a road bike is happening.

I’d got everything else mentioned here apart from the front brake cable, and the grain/valve alignment. Must try harder.

Not in the kitchen.

So when are you going to let the girl out of the cupboard?

When she realizes she really does love me.

the rear quick-release is pointing in the wrong direction.

Spot what’s wrong with RealMan’s forum name.

Hang on , are those Sandles

Red grip, with blue bike.

I know, I know, there is no ebay link to the winning bid of 99p 😆

The rim stickers don’t line up with the valves.

Oh and please pick up that elastic band before the dog swallows it !

p.s. That seat post is hideous. (among other things, sorry).

Face of Jesus in the grains of the laminated floor?

Seat at a silly angle, sandals and a storm lantern behind a door?

It’s a road bike on a mountain bike forum?

Winner!!

C’mon then whats wrong?

Wrong tyres for laminate?

LOL @ Elfin

Rear mech looks a bit funky

It’s a ‘magic eye’ picture of your genitals?

DrP

I know **** all about road bikes, but yours doesn’t appear to have any means of changing gears, is it dual control or something? geniune question.

With the power of the mind.

it lacks a skinny fella in a yellow jersey dishing out some pain to fat MTB biffers who mock him for his name?
That bike is realy really gash it is hideous and a crime

Spot what’s wrong with RealMan’s forum name.

You’ve alluded to his youthfulness a number of times now. Are you no longer the most babyfaced now that RealBoy has popped his head up? 🙂

Soz, but I can’t resist a little pop at him, cos he’s nought but a mere stripling. 🙂

I woon’t say I’m ‘babyfaced’. Mind you, I do get harassed by some of the young lasses round here from time to time. ‘Clooneyesque’, I prefer to think…

Wish I got harassed by young ladies…you lucky sod.

I wore my onone yellow jersey today… I was winningest all the way to work and back, no one could touch me, no one.

It’s a cross I have to bear, Greytape….

Elfin if you’re ‘ClooneyEsque’ then this is me…

what is that thing next to the rad? a giant tampon in some sorta alu vase. Is that a missing O-ring from a failed space shuttle behind the rear wheel, that has shrunk over time? Is George Clooney from a tower block in ‘ackney?