You are offered a sports sponsorship deal by a mysterious wizard. The wizard will give you $1,000,000 upfront to fund your 2017 season. All the wizard requires in return for the sponsorship is that:
– When competing, you wear a branded shirt (which he will provide);
– You maintain a specified level of social media activity with reasonable engagement stats and use the hashtag #wizard in all your posts;
– You do NOT accept sponsorship or endorsements from Red Bull during the season; and
– You win one national-level event during the 2017 season.
If you fulfil the wizard’s terms, he will bless you with excellent digestive health. If you fail, you will be transformed into a tape-worm and forced to live for eternity inside Daniel Hannan.
The wizard offers you the choice of which sport to compete in. Would you choose:
– Lawn bowls;
– Enduro mountainbiking;
– Ferret racing; or
– Warhammer 40,000?
And why?
(You cannot refuse the wizard’s offer, or he will post private photographs of you on Reddit.)
Send us your reckons… 🙂