Inspired by the colour of the dirt, we have decided to name the table top jumps after famous ginger people. The first one is pretty much done as we spent and hour or so slapping Mick Hucknell into shape and pounding his face with a spade.

Three of us used the cut turf and we all started laying duchess Fergie but even with three of us taking turns on her wasn’t enough so we will have a gang session and bang her into shape..

Any suggestions for the next lot of table tops. Must be famous and ginger, preferably with smutty innuendo or similar humour

A ginger soldier

Shaun White (big air dude), Catherine Tate (bovvered?), Lindsay Lohan (drunk), Florence (of the Machine), Richie Cunningham (Happy Days), Molly Ringwald (Breakfast club)

(sorry, my humour glands aren’t functioning)

Jessica Rabbit or Joan Holloway.

Think of the contours of a set of table-tops, and think of the contours that spring to mind with either of these fictional flame-haired temptresses.

I wouldn’t be too upset if I face planted the back side of Molly Ringwald…

gingerflash 😀

the big jump at the bottom could be the “Leap of Paloma Faith”

My first thoughts were Henry VIII having had his head smashed In as revenge or Ed Sheering just for the ‘sheer’ hell of it.?oh dear.

Carrot Top

Rampant Rabbit as in the Copper Top battery powered toy 😉

Rebbekka wade/Brooks?