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  • Sort of pathetic jokes
  • CharlieMungus
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    Stevied

    What do you call a gay British man?

    stevied
    Free Member

    Pass..

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Stiffin

    stevied
    Free Member

    I don’t get it

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    You know,’cos a ‘stiff in’ is like what a gay person might have and Stiffin is British name!

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Man walks into a St Helens hardware shop
    “Do you sell turps?”
    “Certainly sir. Do you want audio turps or video turps?”

    [quote]
    Quality [/quote]

    Damn. Posted it in the wrong thread then.

    jimmy
    Full Member

    A town crier who lost his ringer has won a no-bell peace prize.

    (courtesy of Sean K on 6music this morning)

    philjunior
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    perchypanther – Member
    Which kind of bees can you get milk from?

    Boo Bees.

    On a similar note,

    Did you know that there’s one type of owl that actually suckles its young?

    A teatowel.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Favourite big cat joke…..

    How do you tittilate an ocelot?

    Oscillate it’s tits a lot.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    What’s red and sits in a tree hooting?

    A Sanitaryt Owl.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    If Spider-man didn’t have his web-slinging abilities, he’d just be Peter Parkour.

    eddiebaby
    Free Member

    “I don’t know who the other two are, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.”

    kayla1
    Free Member

    Regional joke-

    Setting: Ashington

    A fella walks into a barber and asks for a perm, so the barber starts “Mary had a little lamb…” The fella says, “No, I want my hair curled” so the barber sticks the fella’s head in the fridge! 😆

    It’s funny up here…

    connect2
    Full Member

    I once made a bike out of spaghetti – my wife was amazed when I rode pasta………..

    langylad
    Free Member

    Why did the baker have smelly hands? He needed a poo.

    Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from a blacksmith? As soon as he got home it made a bolt for the door.

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