Scat Man John?

Wasn’t there a taxi driver caught on CCTV recently?

Maybe it’s an Uber or Deliveroo driver having to be efficient with their time thanks to third world working conditions.

Could be someone on the school run,…. Dropping the kids off 🙂

Tape a little sign to the wall directly above, with an arrow (pointing at the offending article) accompanied by the following :

‘WARNING: You are being recorded by closed circuit smelevision’

Is it Mr Whippy?

If it’s in Huddersfield that’d be Dixons

Could it be Corbyn tweeting about a lack of public toilets?

could be laya
he
recently confessed to being
forced
to urinate
in his trousers

could be laya
he
recently confessed to being
forced
to urinate
in his trousers

Again, your Haiku’s really are crap.

Could you at least branch out into Limericks?

Is it on the training route for the French speed walking team?

Corbyn tweeted
Can’t get seated

Branson pickled
Media tickled

Got the hump
Went for a dump

Crapped in a snicket
Wiped his arse with the ticket

Someone has shat in the snicket
Pook put his gloves on to pick it.
The footpath was stained,
and the neighbours complained
“Frankly this just isn’t Cricket”

One-way or return?

Open.

Go get a toilet out of a skip, put it in the place the pooer goes. If they don’t use the provided toilet you know it is malicious then.

Go get a toilet out of a skip, put it in the place the pooer goes. If they don’t use the provided toilet you know it is malicious then.

Or an old bucket, with a loo-roll holder and loo-roll screwed to the wall, along with a sign saying “Smile, you’re on Candid Camera”

Again, your Haiku’s really are crap.

Could you at least branch out into Limericks?

😀 So much so that I’ll overlook the catapostrophe.

You’ve had a Series of Unfortunate Events in your enema snicket?