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  • Some Legendary Quotes From My Colleagues.
  • barca
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    The Characters:
    Kasa The Legendary Asian Chip Eater (eats like a whale – weighs 7 stone)
    Katy (Smithy) The Student (does anything more need to be said?)
    Robyn The Loon (Lovely person but daft as a brush)
    Paul M (scary pervy guy)

    The Quotes (all actualy said in earnest).

    • “Its not my fault god left me in the oven too long” (Kasa Jan 09)

    • “I don’t like being pounded by balls” (Robyn Feb 09)

    • “It never rains anymore” (It was raining) (Smithy March 09)

    • “Wouldn’t it be good if this training was all just a trick and we went in and there was just a buffet of food” (Kasa March 09)

    • “Sometimes I just pretend im Mr Council Tax” (Kasa March 09)

    • “Haven’t you got warm legs” (Paul M to Smithy March 09)

    • “I went swimming last night and there was this noise coming from inside me… like a metallic noise coming from my neck… im going to see if its there tonight” (Smithy March 09)

    • (the next day) “I checked again last night…but it was just too loud) (Smithy)

    • “Would you still be friends with me if I had one leg? (She then sits on one leg to demonstrate this in case your not sure what she would look like with one leg) (Smithy March 09)

    • “If I dug all the way to Australia would my feet or head appear first” (Kasa)

    • “Do I look like this spoon?” (Kasa March 09)

    • (After passing his driving test) “I'll have to apply for my taxi licence now to keep up with the rest of my family” (Kasa March 09)

    • “Refer to me as the fork man” (Kasa March 09)

    • “Have I heard something about that bananas are going to be extinct” (Katy March 09)

    • (Katy is telling us a dream about someone shooting her) “It was my dads, dads, daughter… so that would be my grandads daughter”
    So it was your auntie then Katy. (Smithy April 09)

    • “Don’t be a potato ….. enjoy chips” (Kasa April 09)

    • You wouldn’t swap places with him would you (with ref to Stephen Hawking)… “I would, he sits on his arse all day and his computer does all his talking… well actually I may not cos of the beatings” (Robyn April 09)

    • “Now that you're doing registrars I can line up some arranged marriages for you” (Kasa June 09)

    • Katy ringing a customer back and leaving a message on the answer phone.
    “…..so is there anything else I can help you with?” (Smithy: Unknown time)

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    • “Have I heard something about that bananas are going to be extinct” (Katy March 09)

    http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/bananas.asp

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