It’s above the phone line in the bedroom

What is it and can I just rip it out fill it and paper over it?

Cheers

panic alarm!

Thanks eddiebaby, !

Press both the red tabs down and see what happens 🙂

(Make sure you have the key to reset it first)

Yeah, looks like a panic alarm to me too – though the ones I’ve seen only have one button. 😕

I’d put it on the Aaarghhh! my eye thread.

“My panic alarm’s eating a lollipop”

One button is panic the other is either ‘summon butler’ or ‘self destruct’. Unfortunately the label has pealed off so its difficult to tell which is which. Do you have a butler?

There is a burglar alarm system throughout the house that looks quite old

was going to remove the sensors anyway, or possibly get it reinstated?

so if i rip it out

will it

A, notify MI5 ?

B make a mumified butler corpse fall out of the loft ?

It’s a pleasure socket. Go on, no-ones looking.