Aleigh/talkemada1st class, very very amusing!
Although for me the best was "Talkyourwayinandoutofaducksarse"............ absolutely priceless !
Wish I'd thought of it ! 
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Some days I'd just like to...
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Yeah but they're all young enough to be your Daughter, Flashy, and look at you in a sympathetic, almost pitying way...
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At Gus...
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some days I'd like to sit on the top of our offices with a sniper rifle and a bottle of whisky and just pick off anyone who looked a bit funny
Perfectly reasonable, imo. In fact I think I'd join you. Bottle of Speyside single malt do?
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I must say, I did chuckle at that one.
*Is outside Aleigh's house. Puzzled that there's no answer at the door, and all the lights are off...*
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cooooeeeee....whatcha doin over there you plank?! i'm over ere!
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(Ogles Aleigh's bottom in a lecherous manner)
SFB to the forum please, SFB to the forum.
Some days I would like to walk into the project leaders office and declare myself in charge, then start telling the useless f*ckers what to do. In a shouting voice
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Phew! Thought I'd come all that way, and she'd given me a moody addy!
Get the kettle on love!
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No SFB please!
It's a jolly old thread so far, for peeps with a sense of humour and no
Oh, and bakes...can you please send me a link to the location of your orifice...I'd be happy to join you with a bottle of Jura!!!
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some days I'd just like to...........make a man at work feel uncomfortable by making it known i was 'checking him out' to the point that they felt like a sex object!
You do know, don't you? that right now he is making that face.
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and what face is that?
(kettles on!)
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Bloody hell a romance is starting on STW
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...smash my boss around the face with the BB facing tool, repeatedly, until his face could not be seen for blood.
Oh and openly mock some of my customers with a loudhailer in their ear.
(working a bike with a Lefty)
"Is that for a one legged man?" WTF?
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i don't do romance these days.....i've joined a convent!
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...forget being "in charge" and revert to being an 8 year old again. "Who waaants to plaaaaay waaaaa-aaa-aar?"
Or write an honest out of office email auto response - "the surf is great, I'm outta here."
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ali in a Habit
na cannot see that somehow
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i have many habits........
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argueing!
arguing.
what hope is there for the little shites?
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bruneep...bollox!
I did wonder about my speeling! I always welcome a correction.
Still...according to my Dad, when I was about 3 I once shouted at him from the top of the stairs..."don't argme!!" Posted 2 years ago # -
Not be in charge of a section and just go back to being a Flight Line Mechanic,
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Make people see common sense and take others feelings and beliefs into account.
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Ali in a Habit
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh............
i have many habits.......
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Home internet borked* - again - pass me the Purdy please Geeves - i'm off to BT HQ......
*yes, I can post on here but this'll take about a minute to upload...
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Just think of bottoms, and all your worries will melt away...
Mmm.....bottoms....
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