cooooeeeee….whatcha doin over there you plank?! i'm over ere! 😆

(Ogles Aleigh's bottom in a lecherous manner)

SFB to the forum please, SFB to the forum.

Some days I would like to walk into the project leaders office and declare myself in charge, then start telling the useless f*ckers what to do. In a shouting voice

Phew! Thought I'd come all that way, and she'd given me a moody addy!

Get the kettle on love! 😀

No SFB please!

It's a jolly old thread so far, for peeps with a sense of humour and no 😥

8)

Oh, and bakes…can you please send me a link to the location of your orifice…I'd be happy to join you with a bottle of Jura!!!

some days I'd just like to………..make a man at work feel uncomfortable by making it known i was 'checking him out' to the point that they felt like a sex object!

You do know, don't you? that right now he is making that face.

and what face is that?

(kettles on!)

Bloody hell a romance is starting on STW 😮

…smash my boss around the face with the BB facing tool, repeatedly, until his face could not be seen for blood.

Oh and openly mock some of my customers with a loudhailer in their ear.

(working a bike with a Lefty)

"Is that for a one legged man?" WTF?

i don't do romance these days…..i've joined a convent!

…forget being "in charge" and revert to being an 8 year old again. "Who waaants to plaaaaay waaaaa-aaa-aar?"

Or write an honest out of office email auto response – "the surf is great, I'm outta here."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ali in a Habit 😕

na cannot see that somehow

i have many habits…….. 😉

argueing!

arguing.

🙄

what hope is there for the little shites?

😉

bruneep…bollox! 8)
I did wonder about my speeling! I always welcome a correction.
Still…according to my Dad, when I was about 3 I once shouted at him from the top of the stairs…"don't argme!!" 😆

Not be in charge of a section and just go back to being a Flight Line Mechanic,

Make people see common sense and take others feelings and beliefs into account.

Ali in a Habit

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh…………

i have many habits…….

😀

Home internet borked* – again – pass me the Purdy please Geeves – i'm off to BT HQ……

*yes, I can post on here but this'll take about a minute to upload…

Just think of bottoms, and all your worries will melt away…

Mmm…..bottoms….