Just googled my username and got this. Seems about right.

I get this one on my real name

Just googled my gf and she came out top of the list! Did the same for google images and it was a picture I d taken-from bookface I hasten to add!
I checked my own name, and somebody in NZ is using my picture on their facebook!!

Wow, how perceptive of me.

Wow how perceptive of you 🙄

Googling myself returns nothing, but my mate’s alter ego is a gay porn actor of some note, starring in such gems as ‘Socket’, ‘The Gay B&B of Terror’ and most recently ‘Pride’.

I’m the all of top results for my name. As a teacher, this used to worry me so I tried to be more anonymous but students still found me.

Then I realised that as long as I behave the same online as I would while out in public, it didn’t matter if my students saw what I was doing.