Adverts, all of em' Banned.
Parents that stop on zigzag's near skools, banned.
Kids on zippy mopeds riding in packs, banned.
Miserable bosses, banned.
Ambulance, Police driving mental through streets, lights on in a built up area with no traffic yet the siren's blaring "NeeNawh, neeee nawh", banned.
Ginger hair, banned (ohhh get me)
Phone hacking, banned.
Trains that are late, banned.
Security men who don't let you park in staff car parks, "I'm only following directives", banned.
Real Ale (micro brewery) without crisps, banned.
Cheese filled Pizza Crust, banned.
Linkedin, banned and blown out of the water to the tune of "Dam Busters"
Instant Coffee, so banned you couldn't ban it quick enough.
Barristas that always ask "would you like to try one of our cakes/pastries" when all I really want is a coffee, banned.
Estate Agents who try to pitch you against someone else, banned.
Bad spelling, banned (I'm useless so I expect to be banned)
Anyone who doesn't like Lewis, so so banned.