My MIL has just called my wife to tell her she thinks her dad might be dead.
It’s no great loss he was a total twunt, and nobody is going to miss him, other than my wife and even she didn’t like him.
In the bizarre world of strange inlaws, the MIL called in a few of her friends to see what they thought, if he was dead or not, and they sat around chatting about it, none of them liked him.
MIL says that she noticed he wasn’t moving and was cold this morning a good 18 hours ago, but thought he was just being a nob again so ignored him.
He’s been lying dead on the living room sofa for a day with people coming and going.
Strange family to have married into.
Poor wife is running around calling her brothers and sisters to tell them and none of them care. Going to be a shit, long half term, bollocks.