in a slightly drunken haze and I’ve got the huff!
So I’ve just fetched the bike out the van, repaired the broken chain, filled the camelbak and intend to ride from the door before she’s awake! I reckon a good three hours disappeared out and she’ll have to make her first coffee of the morning. That’ll teach her won’t it…

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Yes, if you don’t want “a happy ending ” any time soon.

It sure will!

Why have you got the huff anyway?

Ride now shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste.

Why have you got the huff anyway?

He has been denied drunkenly getting his end away…

It’ll end in tears, yours. You will suffer long time!

If you pass two old blokes sweating their way up the Chenin about 9:45 in the morning, do say hello 🙂

I have just noisily removed my “riding gear” from the bedroom, ready for my now (imagination running wild) 5 hour epic ride into the “wilds” of Derbyshire that will no doubt see me just about freewheel to the paper shop and slog home “on the pedals” the whole way! Not a **** murmur from her in doors!

So you didn’t actually go for a ride you just flounced around downstairs?!

10:1 he will be brewing her coffee by 8.00? 😆

10:1 he will be brewing her coffee by 8.00?

“brewing her coffee”, that’s a new one! 😆

Is he on Endomondo or something? Can’t we track him live? I live in Derbyshire and have looked out of the front and back windows twice and seen no one. Coffee brewing seems a certainty (after defiantly fetching her paper).

NOT

She’s gone to bee early…
= Babestation while I’m making dinner followed by copious amounts of porn.
Make a deposit in the back of her draws while she’s sleeping.
Set alarm and get out early on bike..home for lunch time.

When you get home you can then give her some stick for not having your lunch ready.

” give her some stick for not having your lunch ready”

Is that a euphemism?

Make a deposit in the back of her draws while she’s sleeping.

Lordy…