And gone out for the day and said “help yourself”. 😀

How much should I leave behind?!? 😕

None, simple… 🙂

I dunno.. what’s the GI?

Box, knife and plate.

Currently at not very hungry PacMan 🙂

They didn’t bake it themselves? What kind of frightful people do you have to deal with Bravissimo? Are they the lower orders?

Another awkward moment 🙂

Didn’t take long to get to 75% left. 🙂

Is the knife to fight off bears?

It is a bit overkill crikey tbf. 🙂

A quarter done in 7 minutes so the lot should be gone inside half an hour, good work!

That’s either a mahoosive knife, or a tiny cake!

Standard STW cake knife 🙂

It is a small cake cheesy, yes. But it’s also a massive knife. I’m going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.

When I saw the second photo I thought, “yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take.”

Is that a Henckels?

Cougar – Moderator
When I saw the second photo I thought, “yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take.”

😳

😀

In an ideal world, she should come home and find you asleep on the sofa, dressed in her nightie, with jam and cream smeared all around your mouth and a trail of cake crumbs crushed into the soft furnishing.

piemonster – Member
Is that a Henckels?

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It is indeed. Well spotted piemonster!

😆 crikey.

I’m going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.

Careful now 🙂

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Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You’ve had enough.

Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You’ve had enough.

Fair point. There’s only one thing for it. Try again.

You started on it 45 minutes ago and there’s still cake left?

By now I’d be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I’d have got rid of the evidence wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 days

Amateur

By now I’d be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I’d have got rid of the evidence wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 days

Amateur

ahhh i see we have the same broken relationship with food 🙂

DD, if you haven’t finished that thing off yet please post it over

That knife needs a clean….

It needs ice-cream.

pah, shop bought “production line” cake is ‘orrible.
/End of thread

😆 at crikey and emsz! It does need ice cream though; or a pot of single cream.

WTF… You need a knife!? Either that plate is enormous or the cake is small. 😐

The internerd tells me that this cake contains a mere 1366 calories.

Man up and finish it I say.

I’ve gone past 50% now. 😐

Your client is going to come home and go, “did you have a slice of that cake…?”

If you’ve past 50% you have to finish it, them’s the rules. 😀

Client’s husband came home and finished it 🙁 and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.

Client’s husband came home and finished it and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.

I’m sure I’ve seen a porno with that story line….

The let the Client’s fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft

*shakes head*

i think you should have just stabbed it through the packaging and left the knife in at an angle. . .that would have really freaked them out

let the Client’s fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft

The other man may, just may, have been a bit bigger than DD.

😉