After a spate of cheating/cheated etc threads I thought I would pose this one.

Me – good friends of ours – she is the main breadwinner and he ‘only’ earns £30k a year and she isn’t allowed to ask him what he spends it on (she pays for everything so his money is his so he claims).

He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer and more recently was caught sending dirty texts to a colleague.

Such a shame because she is lovely too – doesn’t deserve it one bit.

Over to you….

Mine.
Can’t be bothered explaining.

Just never get an ex pregnant

Such a shame because she is lovely too

You know what to do…

Can’t be bothered explaining.

Just never get an ex pregnant

there’s a whole world of hurt in those two sentences 🙁

You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.

Bro is figuring this out.
S-i-L isnt a bad lass, but she walks all over Brother Stoner.

Me and me.

He has a history of watching pron on his computer

Watching porn on his computer truly 😈 outrageous sounds like a right bastard. 🙄

Stoner, I thought bad experience at the hands of a horse-owning woman was just me.

I was once told to never get involved with anyone that owned a horse as I would _always_ come second to what is effectively an expensive pooing machine.

He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer

You missed out “being caught ” – makes all the difference in the world

You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.

By some considerable stint if a mate of mine is anything to go by. Are all full-on horsey birds just completely bonkers too?

Just never get an ex pregnant

Or buy a house with a nutcase.

He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer
You missed out “being caught ” – makes all the difference in the world

Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts, she sounds like a keeper 🙄

He has a history of watching pron on his computer

I have one of these, and a glorious career ahead of me no doubt

Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts

Or just walked in a critical moment.

Is possible. So I am told… erm…

My wallet and my dreams

Oh yes of course that means his partner monitors both his internet usage and his phone texts
Or just walked in a critical moment.

Is possible. So I am told… erm…
😆

Me – good friends of ours – she is the main breadwinner and he ‘only’ earns £30k a year and she isn’t allowed to ask him what he spends it on (she pays for everything so his money is his so he claims).

He has a history of being caught watching pron on his computer and more recently was caught sending dirty texts to a colleague.

Hi!

Oh wait can’t be me I only send dirty txts to my wife.

Or buy a house with a nutcase.

Uh-oh..

Most dysfunctional relationship I know of?

It’s between Westminster politicians of any persuasion, the civil service and those they would govern.

she isn’t allowed to ask him what he spends it on

Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway?

Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway?

are we allowed to spend our time asking who spends their time asking their other half what they spend their money on?

she isn’t allowed to ask him what he spends it on
Who spends their time asking what the other spends their money on anyway?

I know and she has driven the poor guy to internet porn, she sounds like a right bloody witch.

He only earns 30k a year, sounds like a right pleb.

Thing is, I really like him but who has a relationship where one isn’t allowed to know what he does with his money (he isn’t contributing to food, bills, mortgage etc – all £30k is his)!

Christ on a bike – I wish I had circa. £2k a month to spend on whatever I wanted

Christ on a bike – I wish I had circa. £2k a month to spend on whatever I wanted

You and me both!

You will always come second to the horses with a full-on horsey bird.

Yes, but they spend that much on the bloody things that whatever you spend on bikes pales into insignificance – which is a good thing 🙂

She: Was in hospital with a life threatening illness, awaiting the word on whether surgery was required (with assorted terrible long-term effects)
He: Went out and got pissed the first night she was in, and ended up in the jail. Was held in til his court date because of his previous record. Got out after the court case (guilty, incidentally, and stuck with a fine they couldn’t afford, which she had to pay most of) and went to the pub to celebrate before going to the hospital. Missed visiting hour, so went back to the pub

To the house of an ex-girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time.

Introductions were made.

“CFH, this is my mother…and my mother’s lover. This is my father, and my father’s lover.”

Two couples. Swappage.
I’m a well brought up chap, and know how to handle most situations. So, I simply chimed in with, “How do you do?” and had a glass of wine.

you did not turn to the GF and ask when you were allowed your lover

FAIL

To the house of an ex-girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time.

Introductions were made.

“CFH, this is my mother…and my mother’s lover. This is my father, and my father’s lover.”

I can understand why that would be embarrassing, poor girl having to call you by a forum name.

Me and the STW moderators.

no drac CFH in the real world stands for **** For Hire

He is a gigolo basically travelling the world pleasing women.

🙂

Me and the STW moderators.

Was I drunk? I can’t remember having a relationship with you.

no drac CFH in the real world stands for Cock for hire

Ah! Sorry still learning l33t sp34k.

I’ve met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.

I’ve met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.

EEEK!

Another ex-GF of mine, before she met me I should add;
She met a chap, he became her BF.
Her BF’s father (divorced) was introduced her mother (Also divorced). Love blossomed.

Their two parents married. She was therefore in a sexehtime relationship with her sort-of-brother. It didn’t last.

😮

I’ve met a woman whose daughter had a child by her mums ex husband.

Now there’s a sentance you’d only ever expect to hear on daytime TV.

Now there’s a sentance you’d only ever expect to hear on daytime TV.

Or in Norfolk.

(Sorry!)

My BIL

Was caught shagging his MIL by his wife…. Wife threw him out.. He moves in with MIL.
His parents go potty… he moves out from MIL’s back to his parents.

After very short while (3 days) his wife forgives him .. he moves back in with his wife.

Fast forward 6 months…. his wife finds his secret second phone and reads loads of texts from her mother… in process of doing so she discovers that he is still shagging her mum.
Wife confronts her Mum (who explans that he is better in the sack than her father ever was). Big bust up … wife dosn’t blame him .. is pissed with her mum.

2 years later they are all getting along as if nothing ever happened .. I don’t know if he is still shagging his MIL.. i keep away.

Thread closed I think.