…. And she knows sodding EVERYTHING about EVERTHING.

She’s about 6ft away. I’m trying to read and all I can hear is HER. Cars, driving, computers, politics, medical, decorating…… She goes on and on and on. I do pity her two companions, but I can’t help thinking she’d fit in rather well in STW….

Here she goes again. Customer service now…

Phhhhhhhhhhhhh……

has she mentioned the antelope video yet?

Give it a minute….

I’ve not seen that yet. No YouTube at work, see?

Can you just ask her what tyres for cannock this weekend???

Ta

Wasn’t aware my MIL was out…

Show her this thread. 😉

Ask her about a plane on a conveyor belt.

Just stand next to her and nod at everything she says, and go ‘hmm, yes, right’ etc.

Or just fart. She won’t hang about for too long then.

i bet she dont know the best wool to knit wrestling undies from…….ask her. 😆

Four words “Aircraft on a treadmill”

ton – Member
i bet she dont know the best wool to knit wrestling undies from.

😆

ask her what 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2 x 0 is

Sounds like a female equivalent of me.

Carlos – Bonty XR4 2.35 Team Issue. All year round.

elfinsafety has hit the nail on the head; ‘cropdusting’ is your friend!

Ton, fek, I’m not going to TALK to her. I could post a pic though…. 😈

Elfin, I’ve already tried the farting. No smell today, and the soft seat is muffling the noise. 🙁

I do believe she feels her employers are slow handing out promotions, too….

*sigh*

They can cut their margins though.

yeah, stealth pic is what we want

Are you in Brizzle? Sat on your own reading? Hmmmmmmmm?

I honestly didnae know TJ was a cross dresser

There’s a strange guy sat in the corner of this pub I’m in, all on his own, and he keeps looking over furtively and then furiously tapping away on his computer thing – its weird…

Are we in the same pub????

Rachel

op shes out with her friend ‘Charlie’ tonight 😉

rachel at least he isnt playing pocket snooker….

When you’ve finished yer pint, poo into the glass, then bung it on the table in front of her.

She won’t hang around for very long, I guarantee.

If ya don’t like people who talk loud in pubs…. Don’t go to pubs…! 😉