Whilst walking thro the town said birthday card was blowing around in the wind, I walked past it and thought to myself that’s not been opened. About turn pick it up and open it.
A hallmark musical one at that do people really send these things.
Got home later and opened it, it’s for a 3yr old and it plays a merry song about some postman and his cat, I’m picturing a distraught child crying into his pillow, would you feel guilty?

Had it been scratched?

Had it been written? If not you’re having a great day because you’ve probably saved a fiver for when a small child you know turns 3 😉

did it have money inside?

We know a song about a postman, don’t we?

Is this what it has come to?

Scribble out the kid’s name and put your own.
Then have a little party.

Did it have a badge in it and are you now wearing it?