Where do i start?
Firstly the bath tap decided to dismantle itself and wouldn't shut off. Realising it was fecked, instead of replacing the crush washer i decided to replace both taps with the mixer unit i'd bought several weeks ago.
Disaster - taps were a bugger to get off, the loo had to be removed in the process and i broke the bloody pedastal 
Finally got the taps of, went to fit the new unit and realised the tails were too short to meet the pipes. Had to get my mate round with his plumbing tools and do the emergency run to B&Q for flexible pipe connectors.
Finally got the water and heating back on around 5pm and epoxy-glued the loo together til the new year.
Xmas Eve not too bad but started with a bout of 'iffy' tummy in the early hours of xmas day resulting in several trips to the loo - fortunately fixed!
Then managed to rip my frenum having energetic Xmas sex with Ms dwarf, blood everywhere and frantic nervous laughter til it stopped.
Ms Dwarf then killed her car on the way to her parents house, nearside C-V joint collapsed. New car for her then!
So, i spent Xmas Eve lying in cold dirty water on the bathroom floor, ripped my dick open & the G/F needs a new car!
