In 10 years you will be able to deliver beatings by Facebook.

When I was young we had the decency to run away after being rude to an adult…kids nowadays just stand there waiting for a fight

Sounds like you’ve always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.

getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy

True, they would want any one who fights joining the Navy.

oh and over all, proper LOL at Elfin!

getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy

That must be a new thing, cos my little brother was proper fighty. Was in the Navy for quite a few years.

no it is true a history of violence does indeed prevent you from fighting for your country. Clearly we dont want that sort of behaviour in a fighting unit.
Actually depends on when it was committed but it does make it much harder to enlist

My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy…Now they throw you out if they catch you kicking somebody’s (back)door in! Navy Cake anybody?

Sounds like you’ve always been a pussy. Too scared to stand your ground and now too soft to scare a kid.

*runsaway* I’m going to get my older brother on you.

Well, when I tried to enlist years ago, they asked if I could swim!! That eventually led to me being rejected as ‘unsuitable’!

you really aren’t down with the youf are you jamie..

Sadly no….and I am only 31 🙁

Anyways, been out all day, has the bitchslapathon happened or not?

hmmmmmm no info as yet jamie,

whilst you’re waiting please enjoy:

My how thing change, when I were a lad they used to kick your door in and DRAG you off to join the Navy

Are you 200 years old then?

EDIT: Phil – wtf? You were getting air on a bike with drop handlebars, whilst on the drops?

*falls off chair*

Jamie you’re as young as me!! What’s happened to make you so old and wisened?

Molgrips you rumbled me; I have never been in the navy either!

Thing is that it’s your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you, but you’re the impactor), but you could have apologised to him rather than ignoring him – it’s amazing how saying sorry for knocking into people can make them less angry.

Jamie you’re as young as me!! What’s happened to make you so old and wisened?

I am just one of life’s natural cynics, young whippersnapper.

i like you jamie.

(as deadly darcy would say….)

i like jamie,
i jamie liker.

Thing is that it’s your fault (or more realistically your friends fault for knocking into you..)

Gosh, that all seems sooo looong agooo…

i jamie licker

Nout Happened, turned out he was suspended today and he’s on break and lunch detention tomorrow lol.

Wait till tomorrow and see what comes along.

What a cliffhanger.

Mr Bronson’s in tomorrow to sort you out

Well, when I tried to enlist years ago, they asked if I could swim!!

That’s bloody silly. They don’t ask you if you can fly if you want to join the RAF, do they??

Racist is what it is.

I don’t understand why they ask if you can swim. We tend to spend a fair amount of time attempting to keep the water on the outside of the ship. If you can’t swim i reckon that’s the incentive you need to do try extra hard!

Good point Mintman. You don’t get pilots not bothering to land their ‘planes properly because they can fly, do you? No; their inability to fly is the incentive to keep the ‘plane in the air, and take off and land carefully. Probbly saves a lot of money on new ‘planes, that.

Blimey, what an anti-climax, can you not go and beat up a different child in the street and let us know if you win or not?

The lack of someone getting a beating to conclude this thread feels like a case of blue balls.

That’s bloody silly. They don’t ask you if you can fly if you want to join the RAF, do they??

Racist is what it is.

Exactly! But that’s where it all started to go wrong. I replied “What’s the matter? Don’t you have enough boats?” (This was back in the days when that was funny, and not a reality)

turned out he was suspended today and he’s on break and lunch detention tomorrow lol.

Am I missing something here? I thought “suspended” meant “not in school”?

Two things…

1. Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

SB

Am I missing something here? I thought “suspended” meant “not in school”?

Yep – and he is gonna be madder than a mad thing when he does come back.

suspended for 1 day

I assume they think he might have calmed down by then but he doesn’t sound like the sort.

Can’t wait for tomorrow now 😉

This is just like one of them soaps, all the suspense, promise of denouement, then frustration and extension of the tension

Right fight fans, it’s now day 3 of what some are have called the thriller near manila (envelopes), the punch during lunch, the skuffle in the duffle (coats) and the murder scene in the canteen.

Ding Ding Ding…..Fight!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PM0om2El8[/video]

We had some early reports that the fight did happen earlier, but it has now been confirmed the combatants were actually Godzilla and Mothra, and not as we earlier stated two school boys.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhoWfC1L9k[/video]

….more on this as we get it.

Actual footage from 4XJ’s school from this morning………..

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfXsNhXTtnY[/video]

I didn’t realise people your age posted on here. All the best with your dilema.

He wont be in school for a while.

The lads is suspended for throwing chairs at teaching staff as well and wont be accepted back into school until his carers/ parents have had a meeting.

Turns out he’s been expelled from every school available and this is his last one he can go to.

Maybe you got Lucky then, he sounds a proper “case” 😯